So this is a little one-shot of post episode Choke, but before or during the Prom episode. It was just a little brain crack that wouldn't go away. I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: Fox and RIB own Glee and Fall out Boy the song... I just own the headache that I got.
"Okay guys National's is coming up and we need to start working on our set list any ideas?" Mr. Schue exclaimed while walking into the choir room late as usual. He was met with silence as usual until the pint-sized Diva raised her hand and said, "Actually Noah and I have been working on something." That was meet with a very confused looking Finn and equally confused members of the glee club.
"Okay well let's hear it!" Mr. Schue said with his usual hand clap. Rachel and Puck walked up to the front of the room. Puck picked up an electric guitar while Rachel went to inform the band of their song choice. Once everything was set up. Rachel turned to the face their teammates and said, "Fellow glee clubbers in light of Noah and I's collective failures. My failing to perform for my NYADA audition and Noah failing his Geography test we both found this song to be appropriate, as well as therapeutic. Please enjoy." She stepped back to the microphone. The drummer led with the count and together with Puck the band started the intro.
(Bold Rachel Italics Puck Normal both)
I can't explain a thing
I want everything
To change and stay the same oh time
Doesn't care about anyone or anything
Come together
Come apart
Only get lonely when you read the charts
And oh baby, when they made me, they broke the mold
Boys used to follow me around then I got cold
Throw your cameras in the air
And wave them like you just don't care
I will never believe in anything again
I will never believe in anything again
Though change will come
Oh change will come
I will never believe in anything again
We will never believe again
Kick drum beating in my chest again
We will never believe again
Preach electric to a microphone stand
I'm a mascot for what you've become
I love the mayhem more than the love
And oh baby, when they made me, they broke the mold
Girls used to follow me around then I got cold
Throw your cameras in the air
And wave them like you just don't care
I will never believe in anything again
I will never believe in anything again
Though change will come
Oh change will come
I will never believe in anything again
We will never believe again
Kick drum beating in my chest again
We will never believe again
Preach electric to a microphone stand
Throw your cameras in the air
And wave them cause I just don't care
Throw your cameras in the air
And wave them cause I just don't care
I will never believe in anything again
I will never believe in anything again
Oh, oh though change will come
Oh change will come
I will never believe in anything again
I will never believe in anything again
Oh change will come
Oh change will come
I will never believe in anything again
We will never believe again
Kick drum beating in my chest again
We will never believe again
Preach electric to a microphone stand
We will never believe again (I will never believe in anything again)
Kick drum beating in my chest again
We will never believe again (I will never believe in anything again)
Preach electric to a microphone stand
We will never believe again (I will never believe in anything again)
The music died down and they looked out to the un-amused faces of their teammates.
"Guys I don't think…"
"Save it Mr. Schue! We don't want to hear any of your motivation crap. We get it my Jewish American Princess and me are destined to be Lima Losers." Puck said.
"Yeah this song was more of us coming to terms with our fates and accepting it. We are okay with this really." Rachel said with a slight smile.
"I thought I would never see the day when Skid Mark and Streisand would give up, well maybe Skid Mark, but not you Streisand. I thought you were better than that." Sue said
"Yeah well so did I. I guess not." Rachel said with sadness in her voice. With that they both took their seats in the back of the choir room together.
So what do you think? Hate? Like? Meh? Let me know or don't whatever no pressure.
Thanks Toasty