20 ways to annoy TFP Knoclout!
1. During his recharge, key ALL of his doors then carve your name into his chest...
2.Insist he is a Cocky ass toaster...and you know he is...
3.Start saying how you are very attracted to a red and white handsome looking medic...then when Knockout starts to say something with a smile upon his face...say.."Yeah,Ratchet may be grumpy but he is quite the looker!"
4.Knockout's expression...
5.Ratchet's expression...
6.Hug him.
7.Tightly.
8.While messing up his paint job...
9.Hide his buffer and wax where he can't find it.
10.When he ask you where they are, tell him he has 5 minutes to find the items or they will explode..
11.Remove his T-cog while he's asleep...making him not be able to transform into his sportscar self...
12.If he tries to kill you to get it back tell him there is a bomb attached to it...and if he wants it back he has to serve as your bot butler for the day...or week...depends on the modd you are in...
13.Introduce him to porn...
14.His expression...
15.Introduce him to fanfiction...
16.His expression...
17.Walk a dog outside near where Knockout is parked.
18.Have the dog pee on one of wheels.
19.When Knockout tries to reach for his paint to work on his self...tip it over...
20.His espression...
Me: You are SUCH a Cocky ass toater. you know that?
Knockout: *grabs wrench*
Me: slag, not again...*starts running*
Knockout: *throws*
Me: *Is hit* FRAG! What is with you and Ratchet with wrenches?! Is it some kind of Cybertronian medic thing?!
Knockout: ANNOYING HUMAN!
Me: TINCAN ASS!
xD Okay...THIS is my funniest one! Review and tell me who my next victim should be! And check out my profile for more of these!