A/N random crack one-sided aloisxciel fanfiction stuff

To my dearest Ciel,

I love you very much
But I have no means of showing how much
I don't think you know how much I truly want and love you
so Ciel Phantomhive, will you just say you love me?

-from your Loving friend Alois Trancy ^_-

Trancy,

If you have no means as to show me how much you love obsess over me,
Then why tell me that you do love me?
Are you that blonde and stupid?

So I will not say that I love you.

Earl Ciel Phantomhive

To Ciel-kun

Naaaawww~ please love me Ciel!
PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE!
What do I have to do to make you love me?
I want you, Ciel Phantomhive
I will not quit until you are mine

Love always

Alois Trancy

Trancy,

Umm, you are strange.
why would I love you?
You are an attention seeking brat who thinks everyone should love him and I think that is really unappealing.
Could you also stop sending your butler over to distract mine? It is quite annoying.
- Ciel Phantomhive

To the earl of Phantomhive,

WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL!
I-Im not a attention-whore!
Why aren't I appealing? I-I mean what do I need to do to make me apeall to you!
COVER MYSELF IN CHOCOLATE!

-From your now crying lover

To the Queen's Spider,

I will be brief for I am busy…

Fuck You

- The really pissed off Queen's Watchdog

To ciel,

Please do ^^

Trancy,

This is the last time I am going to say this…
Leave me alone you perverted stalker and stop sending me the photos of you in the kimino.
That does not make you any more appealing than you already are.

The Earl that is changing both his address and phone number.

P.S I am also changing the locks to the mansion.