So what, am I screwed to live a life without knowing what real love is? Can NOBODY love me? First strike out with the ladies, now with guys, too? What the hell is wrong with me?!
My first mistake was dating that horrible skank Lola. Guhh.....that's a mistake in my life that I want you to remind me NEVER make again. Then I decide "Hey, no wonder Lola liked Gord so much. It's kind of cute". So we dated....and he cheated on me.
Man, I should've seen it coming. Never trust a bisexual boy. They'll ALWAYS break your heart...and yeah, I'm starting to think that maybe I never actually liked Lola or ANY girl, on that matter. So fucking sue me!
How could he do such a thing to me? I did the best I could to make things work, I really did! I even swallowed my pride long enough to show up at his house wearing Aquaberry (and let me tell ya.....that was the WORST thing that I have ever done). I gave him everything....and he threw it all away.
How didn't I see it before? Gord made out with EVERYBODY before we started dating. Those slutty non-clique girls, Lola, Jimmy...EVERYBODY! Why do sluts love me so much?
Peanut just says to forget about Gord and that he's just a whore who hopefully didn't give me AIDS. Cuz' let me tell ya something...I don't wanna die from AIDS that Gord gave me. I'd rather die from AIDS that Larry gave me. I'd rather die in his arms.....
He's such a sweetheart. Larry's always been there for me whenever I needed him most. I wonder.....does he like guys? Maybe I can ask him out...but what if he cheats?
GAH!! The whole "cheating" thing has just got all pissed off! Gord Vendome is such a fucking whore! Grr...
Remember whenever Lola cheated on me with Gord? Well....guess what? THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER. Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo...
Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with that bitch with bad hair and she's probably gettin' frisky with him. Right now, he's probably buying her some kind of fruity drink because she can't chug anything hard down. She's probably drunk...about to give Gord head. Thinkin' he's gonna get lucky...but what he doesn't know....
See, his daddy bought him a car for his birthday. It's a blue Mercedes, new model. Nice car....not for long. You'd think that me, an expert on vehicles, would do something drastic like take his engine out so that he couldn't use it, but that wouldn't be funny, now would it?
He thinks he can get away with this? He thinks that he can make a fool outta Johnny Vincent? Hehehe...well, he's WRONG. DEAD WRONG.
I dug my key into the side of that fucking Mercedes, broke his window so that I could carve my name into his seat, broke his headlights and slashed all four of his fucking tires. Maybe time he'll think before he cheats? Either way it goes, I've saved a lot of trouble for the next girl or boy. Because the next time he cheats, it WON'T be on me.
Wow, I feel a lot better now that that's out of my system! And I've made up my mind: I'm askin' Larry out. I just hope that he doesn't get too freaked out. But what I hope for more is that he doesn't cheat on me......