Literal Warriors: The Musical

by Sir Wilda Skye

Ever wondered what warrior cats would look, sound and act like if their names literally described their appearances? Well, this is the best we could give you. The musical, whimsical, dramatic, erratic, romantic, filled-with-antics production of... Literal Warriors! *Rated T for later adult themes*

1. Author's Note

Hey toms and she-cats! My name is Sir Wilda Skye, recently coming back from a long hiatus. Happy Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hanukah, Kwanzaa, Equinox, Yule, Christmas, and 2014! I'm sorry I missed all of those holidays! Anyway, if you follow me, you would have known that I made a fanfiction about a year ago called "Literal Warriors". Basically, it was an alternate universe where cats' names corresponded to what they ACTUALLY looked like, not just symbolism. E.G Firestar (still keeping the name Fireheart for some reason?) had heartburn, Cloudtail's tail was made of clouds, Barley was made of barley, etc. Well, as I came back to it, I found that it was some messed up stuff. Characters that were generations apart were together, the storyline was messed up, and it overall made me cringe and made me want to punch my younger self. Instead of just doing that, I'm going to do it again. And it is going to be very, very different from the original. Better characters, a better plotline, characters that are supposed to exist together, and now... a PARODY SOUNDTRACK!

So, if you would do me the honor, I would like you to join this crazed bandwagon that is... "Literal Warriors: Redux Edition".

Yours oh so shamefully,

SWS