ATHF
ATTACK KAT- …
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, look, and behold! (points to air)
Steve: I don't see anything,
Dr. Weird: What do you mean?
Steve: There isn't anything to behold, sir…
Dr. Weird: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(theme song goes)
(starts at the house)
Frylock: (looks out of window) Would you look at that, we have new neighbors!
Shake: What? NO! Carl's pool!
Frylock: No, no, dummy, the other side.
Shake: Oh good, more people. Did you know I hate people?
Meatwad: Yeah,
Shake: Shut up
Frylock: We should go visit them,
Shake: Yeah, you go ahead, I'll stay here.
Frylock: No you don't! (walks with Meatwad and shake to next door and knocks)
Kat: Yes?
Frylock: WHOA!
Kat: I'm the one who should be going WHOA, you are a giant box of French fries!
Shake: (laughs under breath)
Meatwad: Hey, you are like one of us!
Kat: your point?
Frylock: um, hi, we are… your neighbors….
Shake: Yes, neighbors,
Meatwad: can I come in?
Kat: sure… just don't touch anything
Meatwad: Why are you ketchup?
Kat: why are you a giant ball of MEAT?
Shake: yes, yes, can we go now?
Frylock: Don't be rude… (stares at Kat) so, what's your name?
Kat: Kat,
Meatwad: Buahahaha! It's like Kat in Katsup! Buahahaha
Kat: hmm, whats YOUR name then?
Meatwad: Meatwad, and that's Frylock, and that's jerk…
Shake: You shall NOT call me that ever again! My name is Master Shake!
Kat: Ah, I see…
Shake: Frylock, it would be nice if you stopped drooling.
Frylock: wha?
Kat: (somehow even though she has no legs she manages to kick Frylock)
Frylock: Ouch!
Kat: That felt gratifying.
Shake: Good, Now let's go home!
Frylock: Would you like to come over for dinner?
Kat: (sighs whatever,)
Meatwad: YAY!
Shake: I am leaving. Goodbye.
Frylock: Goodbye… Kat…
Meatwad: Bye!
Kat: (shuts door)
Frylock: YES!
Shake: You like her don't you?
Frylock: (startled) what? No!
Meatwad: yeah you do, I saw you droolin an everythin
Frylock: What do you know?
Shake: Everything!
(Aqua Teens go back to their house)
(shows later that night)
Frylock: Perfect…
(power goes out)
Shake: What is this, a surprise party? Turn on the lights!
Meatwad: this is gonna be good,
Frylock: Dammit Meatwad, did you deliver those bills to the post office?
Meatwad: Do what now?
Shake: Yes, I love the darkness… darkness is where I live…
Meatwad: Darkness is where we all live now,
Frylock: Meatwad, it's YOUR FAULT
Kat: (knocks on door)
Frylock: (opens door) Hi, well, you see our power went out…
Kat: Uh huh… right, I'll be right back.
(lights go back on)
Kat: There, I stole power from you friend Carl's house.
Frylock: Why Carl?
(you can hear Carl cursing in the background)
Kat: Well, he visited, and all he said was, "Great another one of you…"
Shake: yeah, yeah, nice story, now can we EAT? I'm starving!
Meatwad: Can I have an adult glass?
Frylock: No
Meatwad: But I deserve….
Kat: (to shake) Do you like this freak?
Shake: No, he ruins all of our fun,
Kat: (smiles)
Frylock: (thinks she's smiling at him, and smiles back)
Kat: Oh, nice braces,
Frylock: Thank you,
Kat: Can I examine them?
Frylock: uhh, sure!
Kat: (pretends tolook at braces and grabs the crystal on the back of Frylock)
Frylock: My power!
Kat: What power? (Kat zaps Frylock and he dies)
Shake: COOL! Do that again!
Kat: Quick, open that closet
Meatwad: (Opens closet)
Kat: (kicks Frylock in closet)
Shake: And why did you kill Frylock?
Kat: He was too smart.
Meatwad: yeah well, that was mean.
Kat: Good, now follow me,
Shake: Why should I? How do I know you aren't going to kill us too!
Kat: You don't…
Shake: Okay! Better than this piece of crap. Hey, could you kill Meatwad too? Cuz that would make me very, very, happy.
Kat: No (brings Meatwad and Shake to her house) okay, Meatwad, I need you to run on this treadmill, okay?
Meatwad: Hell no!
Kat: (takes squirley away from him and ties him to the front of the treadmill.
Meatwad: SQUIRLEY! (runs on treadmill trying to get squirley)
Kat: Perfect…
(someone knocks on door)
Kat: Shake, open the door,
Shake: Why should I?
Kat: BECAUSE I SAID SO
Shake: Fine, but let it be known, I am doing this voluntarily! (Shake opens door to find Emory and Oglethorpe standing) Oh what are you doing here?
Oglethorpe: Vot are YOU doing vere?
Shake: about that…
Kat: There you are, come in.
(Oglethorpe and Emory walk inside)
Shake: What is going on here?
Oglethorpe: Ve are going to take over the VORLD! HAHAHAHA!
Emory: Yes, that is what we will do!
Oglethorpe: I have a vonderful plan to…
Kat: Look, we don't have all day,
Meatwad: It's night!
Oglethorpe: Vot are ve vaitng for?
(everyone, (except Meatwad) is sent up to the Plutonians' ship by the infamous particle transmitter)
Kat: Finally, now, to the moon!
Emory: Yes, to the moon!
Oglethorpe: Vhere is that?
Kat: Okay, so you are telling me that you have NO idea where the moon is?
Emory: Hey look, if we just had a map,
Kat: A MAP? YOU IDIOITS, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! (points to window where moon is fully shown)
Oglethorpe: Yes, over there then,
Emory: Dude, you took my line…
Oglethorpe: I vill tell vhat is your line and vhat is not, Emory…
Kat: ENOUGH! Now, where is the melt ray?
Oglethorpe: Right over here,
Shake: Oh, no, not that again,
Kat: You are still here? Great…
Shake: Oh what is that a problem?
Kat: (ignores shake) press the button to blow it up!
Emory: Yes, sir! …. I mean…
Kat: JUST DO IT!
Emory: (pushes button and party balloons fly everywhere)
Kat: What is the matter with you?
Oglethorpe: Vot is the matter Vith YOU?
Kat: (pushes correct button and everyone is blown up)
(everyone is floating in space)
Kat: Damn, can't you guys do ANYTHING right?
Oglethorpe and Emory: NO
Shake: We are in space, doesn't it occur to anyone that we are in SPACE?
(Ends with everyone shocked because nobody really realized that they were floating in space)
(credits roll)