Okay, I've been wanting to do something like this for a long time. Basically it's like one of those old Budweiser commercials where they pay tribute to some obscure or just plain ridiculous person like Mr. Really Bad Toupee-Wearer. I took that idea and combined it with Avatar. Just to explain: the verses that are all in italics are the parts that the burnt-out rock star sings. I own neither Avatar nor Budweiser. If I did, I'd be one happy drunk. Read and enjoy.
Cactus Juice Presents:
Crazy Foaming Mouth Guy
Cactus Juice Presents:
Real Men of Interest
Real Men of Interest!
Today we salute you
Mr. Crazy Foaming Mouth Guy
Mr. Crazy Foaming Mouth Guy!
You bring thrills and excitement to any otherwise mundane event,
By gratuitously overreacting to it
Woah! Settle down now!
You combine all the essentials:
Arm flailing,
Strangled noises,
And a whole lot of saliva
Anyone got a hankie?
A perfect way to greet visiting relatives,
An attractive girl,
Or even the Avatar...
Unless, of course,
He doesn't't show up
Awkward!
So wipe your chin and have some thirst-quenching cactus juice,
Oh sultan of spittle,
Because without you, the hero of the free world
Wouldn't't get the overblown greeting he deserves
Mr. Crazy Foaming Mouth Guy!
LOL! I may do one for the Cabbage Merchant if people like this one. Don't worry, I'm not discontinuing The Search for Shang-wēifēng, I just wanted to take a short breather from the epic in favor of the humorous. As always, plz review.