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-year 3000-
[i've been to the year three thousand, not much has changed but they lived under water and your great great great granddaughter is doing fine]
It takes 990 years
"I don't get it. If we traveled 990 years, then shouldn't we be 1006 already?"
"No, smart one. We traveled in a time machine. We're the same age as we were before."
For the world as we know it to change
"So everyone we knew is now dead?"
"Well, I guess so. Technically. Unless they invented some sort of immortality crap."
From living on land
"Why do I feel like we used to stand on more solid things?"
"Because we're not fucking on the land anymore!"
"Woah. What the fuck? We're not!"
To living under water
"I know this might sound stupid to you… but how am I breathing under water?"
"Oh, it's no big deal. We just operated on your respiratory system making you able to extract oxygen from the water."
"Like fish?"
"Like fish."
It's that much harder to talk and breathe now
"Dammit. How the hell do you talk with this thing on?"
"Um. Dude? You're talking right now."
"And you're sure I won't suffocate?"
"Do you feel like you're suffocating? Jeez."
But that doesn't stop the drama from happening
"You're such a bitch."
"Thank you. Now get out of my face and go back to wherever the hell you came from."
"I would love to! Want to invent me a time machine?"
~:~:~
Eight clueless high schoolers
"Does anyone have any idea where the fuck we are?"
"Nope. I'm pretty sure we won't know for a while too."
"Why? Why can't someone just effing figure it out?"
A party broken up by the police
"Shit. I think I hear sirens."
"Maybe you're hallucinating."
"Naw. I'm pretty sure those are sirens."
"Then why the hell are you standing there? Run!"
One malfunctioning time machine
"Fuck fuck fuck. The police are heading for us."
"Isn't this some machine or something? Make it move!"
"Hurry up! Press a button!"
And now we're in the year 3000.
Starring:
From the Past:
Alicia Rivera
Kristen Gregory
Dylan Marvil
Skye Hamilton
Landon Crane
Josh Hotz
Cam Fisher
Derrick Harrington
and
In the Future:
Massie Block
Claire Lyons
Nikki Dalton
Chris Plovert
Griffin Hastings
Kemp Hurley
Coming to a computer screen near you September 2010.
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Oh, what the hell. I'm posting yet another trailer? I can't even believe it myself. Shit. I really shouldn't be posting this.
But the idea just hit me, okay? I couldn't help but write this. And if I write something, I have the uncontrollable urge to post it. ):
Goshiez. I've been on a writing spree lately. xD
I guess it was because I liked writing the Reach For The Moon trailer so much.
Anyway, constructive criticism would be nice, as would any feedback, so review?
This story won't be posted until a much later date, like Reach For The Moon, probably late August or early September because I'll be busy and on holiday.
Oh, and the title and the lyrics are from the Jonas Brother's Year 3000. (:
Warning: Updates for this story, when posted, will be very inconsistent because school will have started and I will be busy with schoolwork. Just so you know.