I awkwardly stared at the ground in the silence (cue cricket noises…); suddenly Sasuke played the banjo while I stared wide eyed at him.
He kept going and I got really creeped out by the sudden appearance of le banjo and take 3 steps back. He stopped and smirked at me, as if knowing I was caught off guard. I shuffled my feet nervously and blushed.
He told me that there was nothing to be afraid of as he stepped closer to me, the banjo hanging limply in his hand, long forgotten.
I said "right" and stole his banjo and slammed it into a poor defenseless stop sign. It got really quite. I looked up at him curiously for his reaction
He just laughed and said "I rented the banjo from the guitar store in your name."
I stared at him for a really long time….poked the dead banjo with the tip of my blue sandal, shuffled a little bit away and looked at him in disbelief before bursting into tears.
He simply laughed again and told me "I bought it for $20 at a tiny shop up the street"
I sniffled and pounded my sun-kissed fists weakly against the temes chest before laughing and rubbing my tear stained face all over his open white yukatuh, then handed over $15, not $20 because he was an ass ~
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