(This is a parody of a song by Our Lady Peace entitled 'Innocent'. The original lyrics can be found at the bottom of the page, or in the 'next chapter' if I don't have time to type them up as well… Oh, and this was made due to absolute boredom. W00t boredom.)

Oh Johnny's acts they are so heinous

He does the worst things in his basement

With doughboys and a rabbit

That died several years ago

Well he wishes he could explain this

Just read his diary pages

Why's he not locked up, why cageless?

He believes he has no soul

Pre Chorus :

He has never felt so low

And he would rather die oh no

And he remembers all the good things

But not the day they stopped

'Official' Chorus :

They are, they are all hopeless

They are all hopeless

They are, We are

They are, they are all hopeless

They are, We are… (this is the point where I discovered that I loathe repetitive lyrics)

Oh, and Squee keeps losing faith in what he knows

Hates his classmates thinks that his life blows

Thinks of Mom and Dad and his tears flow

Everything he does is wrong

Well he wishes they would go away

Leave him to himself everyday

Why is it bad to be this way?

What has Todd done that is wrong?

Pre-Chorus & Chorus repetition-

One day, they both, they will both let go

They will both let go

They'll always be alone, They'll always be alone

Yeah, they feel so low, keep wanting to die oh no

Remember the good things but not the day they stopped…

((Erm…it's bad I know, you know that too, but I like the original and thereby…I…ruin them for the rest of the world by posting this…cough It was a good idea in my head ;))