So people this is me! Uzumaki Naruto! The awesome! The one who's gonna be a hokage someday and surpass all previous hokages! And you better believe it!

"Yeah sure dobe. I believe ya but for now try graduating high school" my best friend Sasuke Uchiha said standing next to me reading my introduction that I was supposed to give to our stupid guidance counselor. Like I don't already have enough homework to deal with! Yeah another crisis in my life! Our English teacher Kakashi wants us to write a story for this year's assignment. Like really? I mean what am I supposed to write about?

This is Uzumaki Naruto. Can't write romance. Don't even know the basics of romance. Don't even have a girlfriend.

sigh

Well I have to write one somehow, so here I go looking for an adventure and hopping I fall down a rabbit hole like Alice in the wonderland.

Finishing the silly piece above I stood up grabbing my notebook and wondering if 'a day in Uzumaki Naruto's life' will help me graduate- seriously doubt it but it's worth a try. So I opened the door of our dorm and guess who I saw standing outside.

Sakura Haruno, my childhood crush…

"Where's Sasuke kun?" You see teme and sakura had been dating for a while now. Yeah sure they all think I'm over her and of course I'm over her but newsflash my childhood crush, the girl I obsessed over for the past what? Oh yeah the past ten years, the girl I tried to impress for the past ten years melts at the mere sight of teme flashing his million dollar smile and I'm supposed to be Okay with that? WAY TO GO my best friend! I felt this anger boil up inside me. I could just... blow up I mean she had the nerve to come over act all charming without a tinge of guilt over how I must feel? Okay Naruto get a grip. I flashed her my signature goofy grin and pretend as though that hatred and disgust I felt wasn't there.

"Hi Sakura Chan! Teme's inside. Why you going on a date?"

"Who's at the door dobe?" I heard Sasuke's voice coming from behind me. "Ah! Hi sakura."

"Hey Sasuke!" Her annoyed expression immediately replaced by delight. "Ugh Naruto get aside your so annoying!" she pushed past me and went over to kiss Sasuke. They started to have a mini make out session which seriously pissed me off. "Uh hello? I'm still here!" I said.

They both broke apart and started glaring at me as though I've done this huge sin or something.

"Then get out dobe." Sasuke replied. Really now? No embarrassment like they'd feel when someone else says this.

"Seriously Naruto you are so annoying!" sakura said walking over and smacking my head. I just respect women that's the only reason why I bear sakura's insults especially since I'm so over her! Like really? She'd never punch anyone except me. I'm the only one who's annoying around here aren't I?

"Way to ruin the moment dobe." Guess who? Sasuke of course. I simply pouted in reply and quickly stepped out of the dorm. Shoot I forgot my keys to the dorm. I turned around just in time to see the dorm door shut smack on my face. I tried knocking, slamming even shouting so teme would open the door but they chose to ignore me. Have I ever done this to them? No never even dream of doing this. Not because I'm scared, hell no! I'm way stronger then the both of them combined but I choose not to boast like teme does every so often. (Anyways) It's because I consider them my friends - though at times I wonder why. Anyone in their sane mind wouldn't- and I don't want to see them in trouble.

After hearing teme scream at me to 'GET LOST' I decided to give up and go around looking for that rabbit hole I needed for my English assignment.

I sat on the topmost branch of the oldest tree in the training ground. The rabbit or the rabbit hole nowhere in sight. I sighed for like the gzillionth time that day. I give up I thought and jumped of the tree. I was stretching when I heard a rustle among the trees. I immediately turned to see who it was, silently hoping it was the rabbit I had been looking for leading me towards his magic hole to the underworld but instead I saw a blue streak running into the trees. Must be imagining but it won't hurt to look around but I was too lazy so I settled for ramen as a treat for me for spending yet another extremely unproductive day.

At ichurikas' I was gulping down my delicious ramen, the only thing that doesn't seem to be annoyed by me when I heard a familiar stuttering behind me. I turned around to see Hinata Hyuga!

"Hi Hinata Chan!" I greeted her enthusiastically. "H… hi n…Naruto… Kun."

Wow, is it just me or is Hinata always this shy? I mean she isn't intimidated by me is she? Anyways she gave me a neatly packed package.

"Happy birthday Naruto kun!" She smiled. Her voice sounded really nice without the stuttering. Someone remembering my birth day made me feel awesome and all sunshine again. Maybe teme remembers too, he might be planning a surprise party for me! I jumped up and engulfed Hinata in a big bear hug. "Thank you so much Hinata Chan! I love you so much!" I said. When I loosened my grip I noticed that she had fainted.

"Hey idiot!" the jerk kiba came up in front of me.

"Nothing I just hugged her."I answered. I was flabbergasted. What did I do wrong? Kiba shook his head disapprovingly and Ino came up beside him. She took Hinata from my arms saying it was getting late and that I should head home. I picked up the parcel Hinata had given me and dashed back to my dorm. The door was locked. I banged on it but no one answered. I tried again. After what seemed like to be hours, teme opened the door.

"Dobe I was asleep! Next time take your keys with you!"He said angrily and retired to his bed. No surprise, no present nothing at all. I felt sick. I just wanted to cry. Hey I'm not a crybaby or anything but when your so called 'best friend' forgets your birthday and treats you like trash tell me, wouldn't you want the same?

"Shit!" Sasuke fell back on the couch holding his head. "I can't believe I forgot his birthday!"

"Was I seriously that rude?" sakura who was sitting beside Sasuke asked.

"Sure seems like it." Ino answered. Sakura glared at her but she ignored.

"But this doesn't explain why he's missing." Gaara said quietly.

"Hinata!" Sasuke roared. "You knew yet you couldn't remind me?" Hinata looked like she was about to cry. "Hey leave her alone! You're his best friend you should have remembered it!" Ino defended Hinata. 'I'm so sorry Naruto. I never realized you felt this way.' Sakura and Sasuke silently apologized to their missing friend.

"You troublesome people." Shikamaru said. He had an annoyed expression on his face. "This entry is of two weeks ago. Let's read on, maybe something will turn up?" He said.

"Though that blue streak and rabbit hole he mentioned sounds suspicious." Gaara pointed out.

"Rabbit holes might help but I guess we know what the blue streak was." Shikamaru answered. All eyes turned towards Hinata who was redder then a tomato.

Hi everyone, this is my first story on FFN and it was supposed to be a One shot but I think it's about time these people start respecting Naruto! Anyways please do review and if you by any chance have an idea for what naruto's next diary entery should be please let me know. ciao for now_ Naruto creeps over and put! ;-)