Yes, it is, indeed, a "starring you"-type story. A little different from most, though, but hopefully enjoyable just the same.


Total Drama Fan Favorites

Chapter 1: Day 0: The Contestant Search

"What are we doing, anyway?" Geoff asked, scratching his hat, standing on the Dock of Shame. "I don't get it."

"They wanted more Total Drama," Blaineley said, standing next to Geoff. "The network wanted to keep up with the demand, but Chris can only host so many shows at once, and what can I say? They like my stuff."

"Even after you went mad after the-"

"We do not need to bring that back up," Blaineley stated sternly, poking Geoff's nose.

"So, when are the contestants getting here?" Geoff asked, confused.

"You'll have to excuse the dimwit," Blaineley said, rolling her eyes. "Anyway, we don't have any contestants yet, and that's why we're here today: to get some."

"We should totally get Bridgette!" Geoff exclaimed. "That'd be totally awesome!"

"I really hate that they're making me work with you," Blaineley said, gnashing her teeth. "Just remember what Bridgette did to you." Blaineley shuddered. "Anyway, it turns out that Chris has hosted hundreds of Total Drama seasons, including Total Drama Chris, Total S-"

"Whoa, whoa, let's not play favorites," Geoff said, pushing his hands forth.

"That's fine," Blaineley said. "Plenty of opportunity to play favorites and unfavorites after the competition starts."

"When's Bridgette coming?" Geoff asked, anxious.

"Soon," Blaineley grumbled, then smiled for the camera. "Still, while Chris is hogging all the regular seasons, I've been given the honor of hosting a special season."

Geoff shook his head. "You begged and cried for another chance after-"

"We do not need to discuss that!" Blaineley shouted, stomping her foot. "Point is, we've had a lot of great contestants in several seasons hosted by Chris, or occasionally, someone else.

"And we want to party with everyone!" Geoff exclaimed, throwing his arms into the air, but brought them back down and rubbed his cheek after Blaineley slapped him.

"We're not partying with these people," Blaineley said, glaring at Geoff, then smiling once more for the camera. "We have all enjoyed the drama these contestants have brought forth in other seasons, though, and we look forward to seeing what all of them have to offer!"

"And Bridgette!" Geoff exclaimed. "Also what Bridgette has to offer!"

"And how she devastated you in front of an international audience, don't forget that," Blaineley said, glaring at Geoff, then putting back on a smile. "Of course, we need all of our favorites to come back! So if you've been in any other season of Total Drama, whether or not Chris was your tormenter, sign up for our show, and we'll select the best, most memorable contestants to return in another season of everyone's favorite show! And I'll be hosting!"

"And me!" Geoff exclaimed, pumping his fist. "I'll be here too, ch'yeah!"

"And him," Blaineley said, rolling her eyes. "Apparently, he was popular during the aftermaths for some bizarre reason."

"You should just be happy they let you back, after-"

"Silence!" Blaineley yelled, clenching her fists, then smiling once more for the camera. "Anyway, Bridgette sucks."

"She totally does not!" Geoff yelled.

"No, that's the password," Blaineley said, rubbing her forehead. "Bridgette sucks. That's the password I want to see mentioned either at the beginning or end of the applications to see that the person read through the story before applying."

"Couldn't you come up with a better password?" Geoff asked, a bit irritated.

"I didn't have that much time to think of a better one," Blaineley said, shrugging. "But that's not important. What is important is that we are looking forward to seeing your applications, and hopefully having lots of fun and excitement, coming up soon, on Total Drama Fan Favorites!"

"And Bridgette!" Geoff exclaimed. "Her too!"


Auditions are (with one possible exception) CLOSED! Please be patient as I decide who will take part in the season, as well as write the first (regular) chapter.