I don't own the Inheritance Cycle. I'm just making fun of it.
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Author's note: This is my first attempt at a humor-centric fic. Please be nice.
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If you're bored in Alagaesia, you could always go fight Galbatorix. But there are more interesting (and less dangerous) things to do with your time:
1. Talk about things that happen in Alagaesia that are similar to the modern world: scrying (Hey, you guys have Skype!), Eragon putting energy into a jewel (battery), etc.
2. Play Star Wars music at corresponding times.
3. Call everyone by their Star-Wars-corresponding names.
4. Play poker with Galbatorix for the last dragon egg, and cheat to make sure that you win. Card tricks work just as well.
5. Give Solembum and Maud warrior names.
6. Tell Galbatorix that Chuck Norris is more awesome than him.
7. Paint Saphira red.
8. Dye Murtagh's hair bright pink/orange/whatever color clashes with Thorn, and tell him that you were trying to help him change his true name.
9. Put a ribbon around Glaedr's Eldunari. Add a ridiculously huge bow.
10. Knock on Tenga's door and inform him that the answer is 42.
Author's note: I am taking suggestions, but this is complete, for now.