I hate you~~, You hate me~~, Let's tie Sasuke to a tree, With a giant club and some hard whacks to the head that damn Uchiha's finally dead. MWHAHAHAHA! - picks up giant club- -grin-

Sasuke: O.O M-Madara won't let you do that.

Madara: Sorry kid your on your own.

Hehehehe

Sasuke: EEP! -runs away-

Madara: hmm, wasn't he going to do the disclaimer?

-sweat drop- Eh- uh.

Madara:... RandomDustBunnyzAngel doesn't own Naruto she's only here to make fun of it and curse about not seeing my face like everyone else.

Hey!..Heh yeah :D.

WARNINGS: Foul language, OOC-ness (don't know what that means? GOOGLE IT!)

PAIRINGS: Nada, none, zip, zero.

Ps: For anyone who didn't read my last parody, I want to say thank you to those who have read/Favorited/Subscribed/ and or reviewed my stories, Especially Yuti-chan who has reviewed all of them -bows- ARIGATO! (Thank you!).

Pps: ZETSU'S ALIVE!!, holy shit.

The power of Resengan and Chidori clashed sending both of the user shinodi hurling back into the surrounding moutains(Cliffs?, I don't know), A white blob phased out of the rocks creating a cushion for Sasuke, Naruto was grabbed by the collar of his shirt by his sensei, choking him.

"Hello Sasuke." The white blob greeted setting the young Uchiha down on the waters surface.

"Zetsu...Weren't you dead?," he asked ,blinking his eyes at the blurry figure.

"Na I've just been following you without your knowledge for a few chapters.."

"Ew reminds me of Orochimaru." The blind boy muttered, grimicing.

'Should I call him now or later?, he might be in the middle of changing his eyes so he'd yell at me if I call him now, But if I don't call him and Sasuke continues to fight and dies he'll still yell at me.........Man this is difficult without having somebody to argue with.' White Zetsu thought,

He watched as Sasuke blinked trying to activate his sharingan, stupid boy.

'Aw screw it, I'll call him now.'

"NARUTO I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE!." Kakashi yelled at his student.

"It's true naru-kun he did, he did." Sakura nodded.

(WITH MADARA.)

In a mysterious dark cavern the elder Uchiha stood starring at the cave wall, his orange lollypop

mask sat on top of a small dresser.

"Hmm, I should probably take rinnengan before the war starts." he mumbled,

He rubbed the back of his head, pulling strands of his black hair through his fingers, pausing when he noticed a sprig of green appear and grow out of the floor along with a head.

"Ah Zetsu."

"Hey Madara-sama, Sasuke is about to get himself killed so I thought I'd come get you." the plant clone grinned, showing off it's sharp blood stained teeth.

Madara blinked, "That little jackass went blind and he's yet to retreat?, How dumb is this kid?,"

"FUCK YOU SENSEI!," A voice suddenly echo'd through out the room.

"Was that Itachi?, is he alive too?," Zetsu asked.

The once great clan leader looked towards the ceiling ,"No he's dead, YOUR DAMN LITTLE BROTHER MADE HIMSELF THIS WAY!!, Along with your parents, and let's face it you didn't exactly help either."

"Oh...Then how the hell was he able to talk to us?, And why are you looking up isn't hell in the ground?,"

"In order.. I'm not sure, And none of the members went to hell."

"How?,"

"Three words, The Zombie Brothers."

"Ah, shall we go then?,"

Madara nodded, "We shall." (Sounds like their going on a date.)

(BACK IN KONOHA OR WHERE EVER THE HELL THEY ARE)

A black spiral appeared next to Sasuke's side.

"Madara, what are you doing-ARGH!," the young Uchiha clenched his eyes shut, and dropped to his knees.

"You see?!, I told you not to over use your sharingan you little nit wit, but since your family I guess I'll help you back to the hideout." the elder kneeled down and patted the young Sasuke on the shoulder only to pull back his hand and wipe it on his cloak, "Ew you need a shower."

"Sasuke!," naruto yelled from across the lake(-shrug-) "I'm going to die with you!"

"The hell?," Madara mumbled.

". . . . . . . ?" Sakura tilted her head.

". . . CAN YOU INCLUDE ME PLEASE?!?!?!," Karin decided to make her presence known.

"NO NOW SHUT UP!," Everyone called back to the wounded medic.

"Hey Zetsu, go check on Kisame I can't reach him on his ring." The masked man instructed, The plant man nodded and cloned himself, before dissapearing into the ground.

(IN HEAVEN..THIS IS GOING TO PROBABLY BE REGULAR THING.)

Everyone stood around the opening in the clouds, mouths a gape after hearing Naruto's outburst.

"I am so sorry." Izuna laid a comforting hand on the Yellow flash's shoulder.

". . ."

"Damn," Kisame muttered, "He's going to be pissed when he finds out I actually died."

Hidan blinked ,"I thought he already fuckin` knew."

"No he was only making a joke.. You see Zetsu was recording the fight when I almost got hit by the pencil the first time, he left to go tell Madara that I had found the eight-tail's, after he left...Well you know." The shark nin explained, picking at his teeth.

"Ah."

"Itachi?,hmm." Deidara turned towards the Uchiha.

"SCREW YOU SENSEI!!, I HOPE YOU DIEEEE!," he screamed.

"He's gone nuts, yeah."

Orochimaru smiled ,"Did somebody say nuts?,Oh I hope their Sasuke's." he asked.

Everyone stared at the snake nin, excluding itachi who was still yelling at his former sensei, and Minato who was sitting in Itachi's emo corner(No offence).

Huh you know this one wasn't that funny.

Kisame: Your right.

Wow thanks e.e.

Hidan: IT'S TOO FUCKING SHORT YOU HEATHEN!.

Yeah I know, Not alot happened in this chapter, and me being pissed didn't help.

Tobi: Tobi wonders why you where mad.

Because.. KISHI TOOK OFF YOUR MASK BUT HE DREW YOU WITH YOUR BACK TOWARDS THE CAMERA SO WE COULDN'T SEE YOUR FACE!! -sob-

Itachi: Obsessed much?

Very.. Please review! :D.

Deidara: We'll never hear the end of it if you don't, hmm.

Ja ne~!