HEY! Ok, imagine this still takes place with ninja stuffs, BUT they have modern crap. OH! Their all twenty-four, but also imagine Sasuke left when they were eighteen. Lol, a lot of imagining. OK, let's start!
-In the waiting office of the Hokage building-
Four people were waiting in the lobby to talk to the Hokage. There were three guys and a girl. The girl was clinging to a man with dark black hair with a bluish tint. She leaned her head against his arm and smiled. A man with silver hair leaned his back against the wall and rolled his eyes. The third man had red hair and was sucked in by the fish tank filled with different colors and types of fish.
"OBA-SAN" Two little girls squealed running down the hallway. The first one was a little girl with pink hair and light onyx colored eyes. Her hair was pulled back into two high pig-tails which flopped around as she ran. The other was her blonde best friend running alongside her yelling the same thing. She had her hair pulled back into two pig-tails too.
"Ooi girls." A shy women said from behind her desk.
"Hinata, those two are too fast for an me." An older pink haired female said walking down the hallway. She had a little blonde boy, around the age of three, placed on her hip.
"Oba-san!" he smiled.
"Aw! Kyon is the cutest thing ever!" The women said, getting up from behind her desk and hugging the two little girls.
"What about us?" they asked, "Of course. Haruhi has the best eyes EVER! And Yuri is beautiful. The red fangs really bring out your eyes." Yuri smiled, like most people in the Inuzuka clan, she has the red fangs on her cheeks.
"I'm better than Haru-chan." the blonde smirked. "Oba-san's probably just scared of your teeth and your fingernails." Haruhi laughed, "No she's not." "Mommy is she better than me?" the little pink girl hugged onto the older woman's leg.
"Haruhi honey, let go of mommy. I don't want to fall with Kyon in my arms, Ino would kill me." "Ok Otou-sama." right then, the doors to the Hokage's office opened to reveal a blonde man standing there.
"Sakura finally decided to visit me?" he smirked, "Don't fill yourself up Naruto." she laughed. The dark haired man stopped glaring at the red-head attached to him and looked up to see the two. 'The man looks oddly familiar - wait, the woman has pink hair and the only pink haired chick I know is Sakura… So that's Naruto… crap' the man groaned to himself
"Why do you have Ino's kids? Where's yours?" Naruto asked, "I'm right here." Haruhi let go of her mother's legs. "Hey Haruhi-chan." He said, holding out his arms. She skipped over to Naruto and hugged him. "I love your daughter, she's so cute. Unlike mine. All they do is beg me to take them out for ramen."
"What are you talking about? You don't like our kids?" Hinata glared. "N-no, I-I love them." Naruto covered his face and Hinata kissed his cheek, "Your lucky your cute."
"I'm babysitting today. Yeah!" Sakura said sarcastically punching her empty fist into the air. "You know you love my kids." a blonde woman said, walking into the room.
"OTOU-CHAN!" the little blonde girl yelled running to the older woman. "Otou-chan!" the boy repeated. "Sakura, why are you babysitting today? You should be partying it up! Tomorrow your twenty-five! You old fart." the blonde laughed.
"Thanks Ino." Sakura rolled her eyes. "Oba-san, please don't be mean to my mommy." the little pinkette asked. "I can't not love this kid." Ino squealed and picked up Haruhi, "Your so damn cute!" "That's not a nice word." "Sorry Haruhi."
"Sorry to cut our little get together but I have a job you know." Naruto said proudly. "Being the town idiot?" "SAKURA!" "Sorry Naruto but you knew I was going to say that." "True. Well, come on in." Naruto motioned for the four to enter. "BYE!" two little dark haired children walked out of the hokage's office.
"What were you two doing?" Hinata asked. "We were learning to do daddy's job." the boy said, "Yeah, were fine though." the girl laughed. "Hiro going to be the next Hokage!" the boy jumped up, "Toru says Anju and I have to work hard if we want to compete with Hiro." the boy sulked. "Not to sound cocky and all, but I can beat Hiro in a blink of the eye, Kiyoshi on the other hand, I'm not so sure. Misuzu might be able to beat him, and she's only three!" the girl stated. "Mom! Anju has no hope in me what-so-ever!" Kiyoshi whined. "I noticed." Hinata kissed both of their foreheads. "Time to go find Tenten's kids. Wait, where's little Misuku?" Sakura asked, "Poof!" a little girl with Naruto's color hair, but tints of Hinata's walked out from behind her mother's desk. Kiyoshi rolled his eyes at the display his little sister put on. The group left with three more kids added into the mix. The door to the Hokage office slammed shut, "Hinata, did you notice the dark haired guy?" Ino asked after Sakura disappeared from view. "Yeah, what about him?" "He looks SO familiar!" Hinata shrugged, "Probably passed though a few times."
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"So, how can I help you?" Naruto smiled, popping a squat into his large chair. "We want to live in Konoha." The red haired girl said, still clenching the man's arm. The man glared at her, but she didn't seem to notice, Naruto started laughing at the two, 'Loves a weird thing.' he told himself.
"So." Naruto said pulling a pen and piece of paper out from his desk. "Names?"
"I'm shocked, you don't remember me?" the dark-haired man smirked, Naruto shook his head. "Your still a dobe."
"TEME IS THAT YOU?!" Naruto was shocked. He jumped up slamming his fists into the table. "Of course it's me. Who else do you think I was?" "I dunno, some random dude." Sasuke rolled his eyes and looked out the window. Naruto then cleared his throat and sat back down.
"I'm Uchiha Karin." the red head stuck out her hand. "Your hitched?" Naruto asked, "Wait, what?!" Sasuke's eyes widened, looking back at the scene in front of him. "Well, nice to meet you, Mrs. Uchiha." Naruto shook her hand. "I'M NOT MARRIED!" Sasuke yelled. "Of course you are." Karin stepped on his foot.
"Naruto, how long have you known me?" "Eighteen years." "Do I look like the kind of guy who'd get married?" Naruto shook his head. "Good, now we're on the same page." Naruto pressed a button on his phone and said, "Get down here, A.S.A.P. Thank you." After a few minutes of awkward silence there was a knock at the door.
"It's open!" Naruto called. The door swung open and in the doorway was Sakura, still with Kyon placed on her hip. "Adopted Ino's kid?" Naruto laughed. "Of course." she rolled her eyes, "Can I?" Naruto nodded and she entered the room. Bowing her head at the four others and patting Naruto's shoulder, "Our poor country has you in command." she laughed, Naruto jumped up "Why are you so mean to me?!" "It's fun, so why did you call me? Yuri got pissed since I was about to take her to get a pedi."
Naruto smirked, like mother like daughter, "Tell her I'll treat her to one and you have a mission!" "I HAVE THE DAY OFF THOUGH!" Sakura whined. "You're their guardians." Naruto smirked, gesturing to the four seated in front of them.
"I think you'll know one of-" "Sasuke." she growled, before Naruto could continue. "Who's Sasuke?" Kyon asked. "His a guy your 'family' and I dislike." "Ok." Kyon smiled at his 'Aunt' and glared at Sasuke, "You trained him well, master Haruno." Naruto bowed and Sakura laughed, "Damn right I did." "BAD WORD!" "Sorry!" Sakura felt bad, she had the mouth of a trucker (Especially towards Sasuke) and a three year old on her hip, hmm, not a good combination.
"Well, this is Uchiha Karin? And I don't know them." Naruto admitted. "So, you finally settled down?" Sakura asked. "Do you know them?" Karin snarled. "Yes." Sasuke said smirking at his ex-team. "Well, I don't like them." Karin stuck her nose up. "HARUHI!" Sakura yelled. Then the little pinkette came bouncing in, "CAN I PLAY HOKAGE?" She squealed, "Sorry, not today squirt." Naruto messed up her hair. "Can you guys be nice and play with Kyon?" "Of course!" Haruhi smiled and picked up Kyon, "Come on Kyon, we're playing duck duck goose." and the two kids bobbed out the door.
"I can't believe she's five. Her manners are better than mine, and I'm twenty-four!" Naruto sat back down. "Well, tell me about my mission?" "As you know, Sasuke is now a criminal, but I'm allowing him to stay here, YOU make sure he doesn't get into anymore trouble, as well as his friends and 'wife'?" "I DIDN'T MARRY HER!" Sasuke whined. "Shut up sweetie." Karin smiled, Sakura almost barfed. "Take them to the Uchiha complex." Sakura nodded at Naruto's orders and headed towards the doors. She placed her hand on the doorknob and turned around, "Are you guys coming or are you going to sit there all day?" the red and silver haired men both popped out of their seats and caught up with her. Karin stood up, tugging on Sasuke shirt, "Come on honey." "Don't call me that." he said coldly. "Sasuke, I have just one thing to ask." Naruto said. Karin nodded and left the room. "Another fan girl?" Naruto laughed, "Shut it dobe." Sasuke left the room and there was Sakura, holding Kyon on her hip, 'Does this kid walk?' Sasuke asked himself. There were also a bunch of four and five year olds standing there. "Kyon, can I put you down?" Sakura asked, he nodded and she placed him down. "Temari's baby is so adorable!" Hinata squealed, "I know." Sakura agreed, Hinata gently placed the baby in Sakura's arms. "I just love kids." Sakura laughed. "Of course, that's why you have one and everyone else has like 2 to 4 kids." Hinata smirked. Sakura glared, "Birthing hurts." she sighed. "I know, I've done that three times. Four if you count the twins as two separate times." "Oh yeah, where is the oldest adventurer anyway?" Sakura asked, "Out with Kakashi's boy, he is so nice to teach Hiro a little jutsu. He has to practice for the Chunin exams, but his spending the time teaching my son, how sweet." "Oh, what kind of jutsu?" "Not a clue." Hinata confessed, "Well, that boy will be an elite ninja like his father in no time. He'll probably get that ranking by the end of this year!" Sakura stated and Sasuke tapped her on the shoulder, "Hey I'm tired as fuck, can we get home." "He used a-" all the kids started, "I know, I know." Sakura waved them off.
As they all headed out to the streets, they passed the Haruno household. "Naruto said Lee's in there, all of you, be nice." Sakura laughed, "Right, be nice." Yuri winked, "I love my niece." Sakura smiled and handed her Temari's baby, "Do NOT drop her like you did last time." "No dropping, got it. HEY LEE! WANNA PLAY DARTS!" she yelled walking into the house.
"Ino's kid is pleasant." Sasuke said bluntly, then there was a tug at the hem of Sakura's skirt. "What is it Haruhi?" Sakura knelt down beside her daughter, "Can I come with you?" "Sweetie I'm just going to the other side of- Ok, come on." Sakura had this problem, she couldn't say no to her daughter when it came to tagging along, unless it was a mission She would not put her baby's life in danger, that's where she put her foot down. "So, where is our house?" Karin asked, "The complex is a good mile and a half, to the north-northwest." Sakura stated, Sasuke just looked at her, she knew the exact direction? "North-northwest, what the fuck is that?" Karin whined, "It's a direction on a compass, it's between the north arrow and the northwest arrow. And, so you don't ask a mile and a half is 7,920 feet or 2,413.5 meters. If you want to know inches, do the math yourself." Haruhi stated, Sasuke was taken back by this girl's comment, she was extremely smart and had an attitude like her mother. Sakura looked at her daughter, "I'm sorry, that was rude. If you must know it is 95,040 inches in a mile and a half." "How the hell do you know all this?!" Karin blurted. "It's called school, you know, where you learn math?" Haruhi just looked at her, "I don't like this kid." "I do." Sasuke said and the two other guys nodded in agreement. "Oh, hello, I'm Haruno Haruhi, you guys are?" she asked. "Uchiha Karin." the woman snapped, "WE AREN'T MARRIED FOR LIKE THE TWENTIEST TIME!" Sasuke yelled, "That's Uchiha Sasuke." Sakura told her daughter, "I like that name, Sasuke." Haruhi laughed. "I'm Juugo and that's Suigetsu." the red haired man pointed to himself then the silver-haired man beside him. Said Suigetsu smiled and raised his head a bit. "Well, I'm Haruno Sakura and you guys meet my daughter just now, Haruhi." "Who's her father?" Karin smirked 'That answer is quite obvious.' Sakura gulped and Haruhi gave her mother a worried look. "Mommy doesn't like to talk about him." she hugged her mother. "But who is he?" Karin asked again, "It's none of our business." Sasuke tried to have Karin drop the conversation, "I know who." Karin laughed and Sakura's eyes widened, Sasuke looked at the scared Sakura, "Look, Lee is probably a great father." Sasuke tried to comfort her. "Lee's my daddy? You have bad taste in men." Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Haruhi!" Sakura was shocked at what her daughter's new attitude today. "What, it's true." "His not your father." "Then who?" she pleaded. "That I'll tell you when your older." Haruhi pouted and kept walking. Sasuke held back a laughter, "Spit out that laugh and it's the last thing you'll EVER do Uchiha." Sakura snapped, not even facing him. Sasuke smirked and walked next to her, "So who's the poor bastard hitched to you?" "Do you see a ring?" Sasuke looked at her hand and shook his head, "I'm not married." she cleared up, "Then who's the unlucky guy who was had to deal with a bi-polar Sakura for nine months?" "None of your bees wax." Sakura smirked walking up to her daughter. "I know who." Karin gripped onto his arm.
"You wanna know?" Sasuke shrugged, "You." "Are you on drugs? Sakura never would have 'our' kid and not tell me, besides I left six years ago, Haruhi is five." "Just ask her."
Sakura stopped, facing a rather large building. "Welcome to the Uchiha complex." she put out her arms, in a joking manner. Team Taka started inside, Sasuke was about to head into the house, when he grabbed Sakura's arm, pulling her aside. Sasuke said, "I need to talk to you." she gulped and nodded, following Sasuke down a different hallway. Haruhi just blinked, "What just happened?" After a few seconds the little girl laughed to herself, sitting on the stoop of the complex. "Hee hee, Otou-chan is in trouble."
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"Haruhi? Is that you?" Lee asked walking passed with all the kids, "Hi Lee." she sighed. "Where is your mother?" "She's talking to Uchiha-kun." Lee glared, "His back?" Haruhi nodded, "I like him." 'Does every woman in the Haruno family like this guy?' Lee asked himself, "Well tell her I wanna have dinner tonight at seven. Just me and her at the restaurant she likes." Haruhi nodded, "I'll inform my mother of the circumstance." He smiled at her then fixed the leg warmers, hugging his quads. He started off, breaking into a brisk jog down the street. "Poor love sick dude, she doesn't love him back." Haruhi laughed as she heard her friends complaining, "Slow down!"
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"Who's her father? Karin told me a name and I don't believe it." Sasuke asked, gripping her arm. "Who'd she tell you was Haruhi's dad?" Sasuke gulped, "Me." Sakura started laughing, "Really? She said, your Haruhi's father. That's hilarious!" Sakura started laughing, "How's it so funny?" He asked seriously. "Cause, you don't seem like the fathering type." she smirked. "Ok, as long as it's not me." he shrugged, "Now, if you don't mind, I have a daughter to care for." Sakura started walking away and turned to the left, "Wrong way!" Sasuke called, he saw Sakura turn back and go to the right, he laughed, she always was discombobulated. But she seems to be hiding something.
-Later that night, at 7:30-
"Where's Sakura?" Lee looked at his watch. "Haruhi told me she's inform her mother of the circumstance. And Sakura's never late." The waiter came by, ready to take his order, "Five more minutes?" he asked, the water rolled his eyes and Lee, pulled out his phone calling Sakura's house. It rang three times then a female answered the phone, "Ooi?"
"Ino is that you?" "Lee? You do know it's a girls night tonight right?" "What? Can you put Sakura on the phone." Ino sighed, "Hey forehead, it's Lee." Sakura groaned and took the phone from Ino, "Hello Lee." "Where are you, we have a date?"
"A date?! I never agreed to a date." "I told your daughter to tell you. She did right?" "Of course, sorry, just forgot. Sorry Lee, but I've had this night planned for months." Sakura was about to hang up so she couldn't get any deeper into a lie then what she just said. Truth be told, her daughter never told her about her 'date' with Lee and they only decided to have a girl's night about two hours ago. "I have to go Lee." she hung up. "We didn't plan this for months." Tenten laughed, "It was either lie or a dinner date." all the girls nodded. "We are going clubbing tomorrow for Sakura's birthday!" Ino informed, "Oh great, not again."
"Not again what? We've always just gone to a bar, we haven't gone clubbing in a while." "Remember what happened?" Sakura glared. "Oh yeah! It was Valentine's day and they were having a but one sake bottle, get one free sale. Of course! Sakura drank a hell of a lot of sake." Ino laughed. "Are you going to tell my life story of that night?" Sakura glared at her blonde friend, "Of course!" So Ino continued with her story.
"And Sasuke drank a lot too. So one thing lead to a one-night stand and Pinkie over here became pregnant with Sasuke's kid after having that whole epidemic. Then he left about two weeks later when you were going to tell him that you were knocked up AND it was the day before your birthday. Wonderful present from him." Ino smirked, "Bitch." Sakura mumbled.
"I'm hungry, come on." Temari said, as she dragged her friends out the door to the near-by diner.
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Me: Ok, well I already wrote the diner scene and may I say, I like the diner scene very much, it has some action in it. Ok here is the line I liked the most. (From the next chapter)
"Ami, I know you won't do this." Ami gulped and stated, "I have to, once and for all. Knowing your dead leaves peace and mind to me, knowing I finally defeated the one who believed my husband was lying to her and tried to kill him. So, I'm avenging him."
A bit action packed right? Lol, I'm weird, NO NARUTO DON'T EAT THE COOKIES! THERE MY DAD'S!
Sakura: Don't forget the three R's : Read, Review and Ramen, WHAT THE HELL DID NARUTO WRITE THAT?!
Naruto: *evil laughs* BELIEVE IT!
Me: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Naruto: It does.
Me: Shhhh, no one needs to know.
Tenten: Wait! So half of us had kids at eighteen and the others around like nineteen, maybe twenty?
Me: That's what alcohol does to you, DO NOT DRINK UNLESS YOU ARE TWENTY-ONE! MY friend is anticipating the day she turns twenty-one. XD