HERMES, LORD OF THIEVES
I love the lord of thieves
he is nice
if you don't provoke him
he is trusting
if you don't lie to him
he is forgiving
if you don't...
um...
let me think on that
he can give you gifts
if your name is percy jackson
he can steal your cows
if you're a god named apollo
and I am out of ideas
so let's hope he likes this poem