A/N: A short story about the time that the Fellowship was staying in Minas Tirith. Quite fluffy if you ask me. I don't own anything or anyone in this story-they all belong to Professor Tolkien.

A Sleepless Night in Gondor

Frodo opened his eyes after his nth futile attempt to fall asleep. Well, he would have gotten into Dreamland an age ago if the sounds of footsteps and muffled chatting didn't keep on seeping underneath the door of the bedroom. "Who's still awake at this hour?" Frodo thought as he put on his bunny slippers and padded out of the room.

First thing he saw in the hallway was the sight of Gimli pounding on the bathroom door. "What's going on, Master Gimli?" Frodo asked quietly. "Legolas is taking two ages in the bathroom! And I have to wash and the worst of all.I have to go" the dwarf said indignantly. "I can't find my Herbal Essences Shampoo!" the elf yelled from inside the bathroom. Frodo rolled his eyes as he walked away.

The hobbit pricked up his ears as he heard the sound of someone munching something quite delicious in the corner. "Pip! What are you eating?" Frodo called. Peregrin Took guiltily appeared from the shadows with a basket of mushrooms with him. "Oh, did you want some mushrooms too Frodo? You should have said so before I ate half of the mushrooms" said Pippin as Frodo stepped towards him. "It's alright. Can I also have some mushrooms?" Frodo said.

Twenty minutes later, the basket was empty and Frodo walked off feeling satisfied with his belly full of mushrooms. Now, he just needed a glass of milk to wash them down. On his way down the stairs, suddenly he slipped over something.or was it somebody?

Frodo came to only to find Sam Gamgee on top of him, and they were at the bottom of the stairs. "Oh my.I'm so sorry Mr. Frodo!" Sam squeaked apologetically as he got up. "What were you doing lying on the stairs, Sam?" Frodo asked. "Merry told me to wait right there for him" Sam answered. As if on cue, they heard Merry laughing his head off upstairs. Suddenly CRASH! Meriadoc had landed on his little bum at the bottom of the stairs. Now it was Sam's turn to have a good laugh.

Their shrieks of laughter brought two, no wait four newcomers to the scene. Pippin, Gimli (still wearing his normal clothes), Legolas (in a bathrobe- don't ask), Aragorn, and Gandalf came running up to see what was so funny. After Frodo had told the whole story, the rest couldn't get what was so bloody funny about the whole situation-until something even worse happened.

Suddenly, Gandalf's staff went ZOING! The next thing Frodo knew was that the whole Fellowship was floating ten feet in the air. "Gandalf, what happened?" Aragorn asked tensely. "I don't know, just let me get this fix- WHOA!" the wizard said before they all came crashing down onto the floor.

"Can I go to sleep now?" asked Frodo before he fainted.

A/N: If that wasn't funny, please don't flame me too badly. Hehe.