Alrighty, so I guess you guys want to read my story. Thank you! So this is a Rosella fic. I should probably remind you now, that means that this story is a lesbian story. That means that there will be lesbians. So, having said that, you cannot bitch about how wrong being gay is. You are the one that clicked on the story, so just shut your self-righteous trap and shove off.

Also, Edward is as gay as I always thought he was, the sparkly little closeted drag queen.

DISCLAIMER: No, I do not own Twilight. If I did, Jessica wouldn't be the only lesbian, and she wouldn't be crushing on Lauren. It would essentially be a book about Bella's lesbian harem.


RPOV:

It's not very often that one of our kind is truly caught off-guard. Confused? Yes. Frustrated? Often. Vampyres experience all of the same emotions we did as humans, but the opportunity to be surprised is a rare occurrence. Right then, though, I watched with the rest of my family as my brother and sister turned to each other with matching gasps, eyes widening in what could only be described as pure, unadulterated shock. Then, confusing us all further, they both turned to me... and smiled.

So yes, I do not often get the opportunity to be surprised. When two of my siblings told me that my mate was soon to arrive, however, "surprised" could not even begin to cover the emotion that threatened to overtake me.


"Remind me again why you requested that I drive my own car to school," I said, glaring at Alice as she buzzed around our brother's Volvo. Around us, the students of Forks High School moved slowly back and forth, greeting friends that they hadn't seen since yesterday. "While you do that, perhaps you can also explain why I came back from my hunt and my clothes had mysteriously disappeared, all except for this shirt and this skirt. Really, I'm dying to know."

Emmett, having been watching with what could have been either anxiety or anticipation, let out a loud guffaw before slapping his hands over his mouth, eying me cautiously. I ignored him, focusing instead on the girl in front of me. She stopped her hyperactive pacing and beamed at me, completely oblivious to my growing ire.

"I told you already! Your mate's going to be at Forks High today!" she squealed, bouncing in place.

"According to you."

"According to my vision."

"You mean your hunch," I corrected. "You yourself said that you didn't really see anything."

"Rosalie, Alice's visions have never been wrong before," Edward said as he climbed out of his car, walking over to lean against his bulky mate. Emmett took the opportunity to wrap an arm around the lanky boy's shoulder, kissing the top of his head.

"That is true, but again, she didn't see anything. You're basing all of this on a feeling she had."

Alice pointedly ignored me, dancing over to her own mate and grabbing his hand. Jasper sent a wave of calm over us, probably hoping to avoid the fight that my anger was no doubt hinting at. "Oh, I'll bet he's handsome!"

Edward smirked and shook his head. "No, probably not. He's going to be short and hairy, with crooked teeth and horrible hygiene. You forget that his self-esteem has to be low enough that he'll just take whatever Rosie here throws at him." I snarled at the playful jab, but Emmett cut in before I could throw my own insults at his mate.

"Or her mate could be a tall, handsome brunette with brown eyes, a ripped bod, and an incredible smile." All at once, we spun around to see what the large man was talking about. Across the parking lot, straddling a large motorcycle, was exactly what Emmett had described. The human looked to be about six feet tall and had messy, shoulder-length auburn hair, broad shoulders, and arms that were thick and well-defined, though not grotesquely so. Thin lips were pulled into an easy-going grin, aimed at the small girl that was seated on the bike -how I had only just noticed the small redhead was a mystery to me. The smile was enough to light up the dreary Forks morning for a short moment, and when dark chocolate eyes met mine over the other human's head, the world seemed to pause for a moment before my brain clued in on a very important detail that Emmett had apparently seen fit to ignore.

My "mate," the supposed other half of my soul, was wearing a tight black shirt that clung to her chest, displaying a rather firm pair of C-cup breasts.

"Alice." My eyes were trained on the two girls on the motorcycle, still locked with those of the tall brunette.

"Yes, Rosalie?" My sister's eyes were wide, frantically flickering between me and the new girl. This hadn't been in her vision, I knew. She'd had no way of knowing that my mate was a woman, a girl, one of the long-lost daughters of Chief Swan.

"Get in the car." I spun around abruptly, opened my car door, and slid in. Jasper and Emmett both tried to say something, but I shot them both a quick glare. "Now, Alice."

Sparing one more glance towards the new girls as Alice made her way to my car, I locked eyes again with the one Alice had claimed to be my mate. Her eyes were narrowed in confusion, her head tilted in an unspoken question. I tore myself away, ignoring the slight twinge of pain in my chest, and sped out of the crowded parking lot.

The drive itself was quiet, only the sound of our breathing filling the car. No heartbeats, no unnecessary shifting or fidgeting. Just the near silence of after-death. My sister just watched me, occasionally opening her mouth as if to speak before closing it again without a word. When we arrived at our house, I simply ran into the woods without a sound. Alice followed. We kept the pace, matching each other step-for-step for nearly an hour, before I finally came to a stop.

"Rosalie, I swear I-"

"Alice," I interrupted quickly. "I don't want to hear an "I'm sorry," or anything even remotely similar." I saw Alice start to say exactly that, so I reached over and ran my fingers through her smooth hair. I always did it when she was upset about something her visions had shown her and felt that it would at least let her know that I wasn't angry. Not at her, at least.

"Then why are we out here?" she asked. I could almost imagine Edward and Jasper worrying frantically back at the school, thinking that I had dragged her out here to kill her. I snorted at the thought, startling Alice.

"I was just..." I started quietly before shaking my head. "I just wanted some fresh air."

I could tell Alice wanted to say something, but I shook my head. I didn't want to hear it. I just wanted to sit quietly. So we did. For nearly four hours we sat in the woods, ignoring the rain and the wind. They didn't matter to us. Not anymore.

When the rain turned to snow and I had repaired the walls that had cracked and fissured that very morning, we finally made our way back to the school.


OMAKE:

Me- So, are you confused? Angry? About to go on a murderous rampage? Didn't think so.

Rose- Does the main character always have to be an angsty little bitch?

Me- Yes.

Rose- …

Me- Chill out, you're not even the main character. I just felt like putting the prologue in your point of view before sticking to Bella like duct tape. Maybe. That's the plan, at least. I might come visit you for shits and giggles.

Rose- (sarcastic) Am I not pathetic enough to be the main character?

Me- Nah, you're plenty pathetic. You just happen to be far too blonde.

Rose- (growls) Daka...

Me- (grins and kisses) Aw, kissy make it better.

Bella- I've noticed that you always claim the hottest girl for yourself.

Me- Correction, I claim ALL the hottest girls for myself.

Rose- And they would be...?

Me- You, Bella, Alice, Esme, Victoria, Leah, also Natsuki, Nao, Mai, and Midori from Mai-HiME, Ashley, Spencer, Carmen, and Madison from South of Nowhere, Thirteen, Cameron, Cuddy, and that Aussie chick from House, M.D...

Rose- Our author is a whore.

Bella- Maybe we should just end this now, before we hear too much...

Me- … Maura and Jane from Rizzoli & Isles, Xena, Gabrielle, a non-psycho Callisto(or maybe not, since crazy adds a lot of fun), and all the Amazons from Xena: Warrior Princess...

Bella- OKAY! All questions, comments, concerns, and death threats-

Rose- And there will be many.

Bella- Thank you, Rose. Anyway, they should be sent via that pretty little button right after this.

Me- … Kim, Shego, and Monique from Kim Possible, Raven, Jinx, and Starfire from Teen Titans, Parker and Sophie from Leverage, Abby and Ziva from NCIS...

Rose- Just leave.

Me- Byes! Also, Shane from the L Word, even if I've never seen that show, Jade and Tori from Victorious. Maybe Cat, too... (wanders off, still naming girls)

PeAcE -Daka