Title: Hinata and the Philosopher's Stone.

Chapter: #1 – The Letters

Author: Murto

Stupid Crap: This FanFic is dedicated to the Australian and New Zealand servicemen and women who gave their lives to defend our countries. Go the mighty ANZACs! Even though our defence forces are rather puny, we have the best soldiers in the world. (Heh, one of our grunts is the equivalent of an American Special forces) :]. It's also a pity that the Kiwi's have scrapped their army and only gone with an Airforce / Navy combination.

Legal Crap: I do not own Love Hina, nor do I own Harry Potter. They both belong to their respective authors; Ken Akamatsu and J K Rowling.

Pre-FanFic Notes: Hey dudes! Ok, this may seem like a bad idea for a Fic but I'll give it a crack, ne? Harry Potter is really awesome, but I don't really want to write a Harry Potter fic. So I thought, CROSSOVER!!!!. The LH characters in a HP setting was too good to resist. Honestly I'm surprised that no-one else had undertaken this idea, considering that most anime freaks like Harry Potter as well. Anyways, IKEMASU!!!

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Chapter: #1 – The Letters

It was a relatively normal day filled with the polyphony of chaos that surrounds the Hinata. Narusegawa Naru was sitting in her room, looking through her stuff trying to find something she had lost as usual. Aoyama Motoko was practicing her sword techniques on the roof deck whilst Maehara Shinobu hung up the washing. Konno Mitsune was passed out, still sleeping off the last night's worth of drinking along with the FanFic's Author, Murto. Kaolla Su and Sarah McDougall were up to something as usual, probably plotting the take over the world like most Junior Highschool students do. Urashima's Kanako and Haruka were in the Hinata Teahouse; the latter giving the former a little lecture about how raising the dead was bad for business. Finally, and certainly not least, the Inn's indestructible chick magnet of a ronin-kanrinin; Urashima Keitaro was mopping the floors.

"Man, I should really get a mop. Doing the floors with a piece of cloth is hard work" Keitaro complained. "Oh well, at least I'm not cleaning the springs, otherwise by now I'd be in orbit with all the girls going psycho and the-"

"Ara, hello Kei-kun." Otohime Mutsumi said, having just walked in on her way home from Toudai.

"Oh, Mutsumi-san. How have you been?"

"Ano, just fine thank you. I was out buying some watermelons when these were given to me…"

Keitaro looked at the stack of parchment that Mutsumi gave him. The pages were yellowed and had a red wax seal on the back. The seal was marked with a shield containing a badger, a lion, a crow and a snake.

"Well let's have a look shall we?" Keitaro remarked as he went to open the first of the letters, which was addressed to him.

"I hear talking, but I don't hear mopping" Naru yelled from her room, which Keitaro and Mutsumi were outside of.

"Sorry Mutsumi-san, I have work to do. Could you give these to everyone for me? Just leave mine on my desk please."

"Hai, Kei-kun." She said, as the ronin returned to his mopping.

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"Argh! Natural light burns my eyes!!" Murto remarked as he woke up. He opened his eyes to be greeted by none other than Mutsumi. "What can I do you for, Mutsumi-chan?"

"We got these letters today, here's yours." She said, giving Murto the letters and bowing.

"Ok, what have we got? Social security? Bills? The Mafia's death threats again?" he asked as he opened the letter. The moment he saw the seal on the back however he froze.

"What's wrong, Murto-san?"

"Hmm, I thought this day would come. It appears it would be time to make FanFiction history."

"Hippies. They're everywhere. So many hippies. OOOH!! Go the titties!!" Kitsune mumbled in her sleep. Mutsumi and Murto sweatdropped.

"OK EVERYONE, HOUSE MEETING!! CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS, 5 MINUTES!"

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5 Minutes Later…

"Ano, why are we here?" Shinobu asked.

"I wish to ask the same question, Murto" Motoko said.

"Keitaro, that better be a torch in your pocket." Naru warned.

"Just put up with the cupboard for now, it's my tribute to 'The Young Ones'." Murto replied.

"So why are we here? I have mopping to do" Keitaro asked.

"…and inventions to test." Su added.

"…and booze to drink." Kitsune added some more.

"…and cigarettes to-" Haruka attempted to add.

"OK WE GET THE IDEA!!" everyone else yelled.

"OK, we have all received identical yellowed parchment letters marked with a red wax seal on the back. There is no return address, but judging from the seal they are from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Except this one of course, which is in fact a letter bomb." He said calmly, opening the door and throwing the suspect letter out of harms way.

"Oops, my bad" Sarah said rather sheepishly.

"So that means, we are going to become witches and wizards?" Kanako asked, possibly imagining some grand master plan involving the extermination of one housemate, and the raping of another.

"Exactly" Murto concluded.

"But what about Toudai?" Keitaro, Naru and Mutsumi asked.

"What about it? We'll be at a school where they teach us to use magic powers!"

"Sounds fine to me!" Seta said.

"What are you doing here?" Everyone asked.

"Ok, seems this could go a while, lets speed up the plot." Murto said clicking his fingers.

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Several months and days later, at platform 9¾.

"Board! Board!"the stationmaster yelled. Indeed a piece of lumber fell from the sky and fell on some hapless bystanders.

"Told ya!" he finished, blowing his whistle a few more times.

"OW!! Stop pulling my hair, Keitaro!" Naru squealed in pain.

"It's not me, it's my owl." Keitaro, trying to untangle the birdcage from her hair.

"Oh dear." Haruka said shaking her head, adjusting her cloak.

The End…..for now.

End Notes: There you go, the first chapter. I've already written the second chapter, but I'm gonna wait a week or so before I put it up on FanFiction.net. Read and Review please.

The meeting in the cupboard under the stairs is my tribute to the British comedy 'The Young Ones'