I own nothing! Nothing I tell you!
(Except for Nissa, Andomen and Pipehead-sorta.)
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One day in the Sanctuary of the Clans Kain had just slaughtered a whole bunch of unimportant people when he heard the screams of some of his subjects.
Random Turelim: Arrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Random Dumahim: The evil one!
Random Melchahim: Run away!
Kain: Oh, it's Nissa.
A young woman dressed all in black with dark blonde hair with natural copper highlights blasts the door of Kain's chamber and it crashes to the floor in pieces.
Kain: (Frowns) those doors aren't cheep you know.
Nissa: (Rolls eyes) Kain, you're the ruler of Nosgoth, im sure you can afford new doors.
Kain: Yes, but you visit at least five times a day and everytime you smash the door. My accountant can't take it!
Nissa: How is Zephon anyway?
Just at that point Zephon runs in, he is being chased by Dumah.
Dumah: Give me that back, git!
Zephon: No! (Blows raspberry at his elder brother) Oh, look, lunch!
Dumah & Kain: Huh!
Both Kain and Dumah look down to where Zephon is looking. From behind Nissa's legs a two year old girl with blue eyes and blond hair done up in piggy tails is peering at them.
Small child: Lookit!
Kain: (Horrified) Please tell me that isn't yours.
Nissa: (Disgusted) Definitely not! I'm baby-sitting her for a friend.
Dumah: You!? Baby-sitting!? I'm surprised the child is still breathing!
Nissa: (Whacks Dumah over the head with her axe, the small child giggles) Right, this is Pipehead, real name Piper Autumn-
Zephon: What kind of a name is that!?
Nissa: Her name. Kain, you're looking after her for half an hour.
Pipehead: (Baby voice) Kain?
Kain: WHAT!?
Pipehead: (Happy baby voice) Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. (A/N: You know what small children are like when the hear a sound that they like)
While Pipehead was repeating Kain's name over and over again the said vampire warlord and his best friend were arguing.
Nissa: I need to go out for half and hour, it won't kill you!
Kain: (In disbelief) Are you sure? That is you maniac friend Blaise's child! The spawn of the devil!
Nissa: (reasonably) Well, you are a dark god so you two should get along fine.
Kain: I am nowhere near that evil!
Nissa: Come on, only for half an hour. (Dose puppy dog eyes on him)
Kain: (Squirming slightly) Oooooooh, all right!
Nissa: Yay! (Hugs Kain and gives him a kiss on the cheek, causing the vampire to blush) Thank you sooooooooo much. I'll never, ever forget it!
Kain: (Muttering) To hell you won't.
Nissa: (businesslike) Right. (Telepathically) BOYS!
There is a distant sound of running as the four other lieutenants respond to the telepathic command. Melchiah is first through the door followed by Raziel, Turel and finally Rahab. Turel spots Pipehead and then attempts to jump out of a window. Since Kain's throne room doesn't have a window he just ends up knocking himself out. Pipehead wanders over to the prone vampire, sits on his chest and proceeds to tug at his ears.
Pipehead: Tutu! Tutu! Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!
Nissa: (points at Pipehead) Lads, exhibit A is Piper Autumn Archer, Daughter of Blaise Archer.
The lieutenants freeze and then start to edge away very slowly from the toddler.
Nissa: Your father has very kindly agreed to take care of her for a while. And if anything happens to her, Blaise will hurt me. (Her voice becomes quieter and more dangerous, her blue grey flicker with green fire for a moment) And if Blaise hurts me, I will hurt you. More. Understand?
The Lieutenants: (Nod mutely)
Nissa: (Brightly) Good. Glad we understand each other. (Goes over and picks Pipehead up by the back of her pink 'Kitten Princess' top)
GoT: Right kid, if you cause any trouble, I will rip your face off!
Pipehead: (Giggles) Dwagnissie! Gotta go now?
Nissa: (Trying not to smirk) Yes. (Deposits child in Kain's throne) You boys have fun now! (she vanishes in a flash of golden light)
Dumah: (Picking himself off the floor) Dad, what have you let us in for!?
Kain: (Despairingly) I don't know!? I just can't stand it when she dose those puppy dog eyes! (wail) Why! Oh gods! Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Melchiah: Err, dad?
Raziel: Shut up Mel. How dose the kid know Turel anyways?
Rahab: He works at the same night club in Andomen with her.
Melchiah: Umm, guys?
Raziel: Ahhhhhh, what was the kid doing in a night club?
Rahab: This is Blaise's child we're talking about.
Raziel: Right.
Melchiah: People!?
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!?????
Melchiah: (Cringes) Where's the kid?
Everyone: Huh?
The assembled group look back to Kain's throne, which is void of small child.
Zephon: Wahoo! (Dose the happy dance) Now we don't have to look after it!
Everyone else: 0_o
Kain: Didn't you hear what Nissa said?
Zephon: Huh? Well, umm. . . . . . . (looks horrified) We've got to find that kid!
Kain: Spread out and search! We've got to find it before Nissa comes back!
The group of big bad vampire warriors (except Turel, because he's knocked out) run out of the Pillar room looking for a little girl because they are terrified of what a young human(ish) girl will do to them if they don't. Once they are gone Pipehead appears from behind the Pillar of States where she had been hiding. She then giggled, pulled out a pick crayon and proceeds to colour in the Pillar of Balance, while planning her next evil deed.
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Pity the vamps. (A/N: Tries not to smirk. Gives up)
Muhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Except for Nissa, Andomen and Pipehead-sorta.)
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One day in the Sanctuary of the Clans Kain had just slaughtered a whole bunch of unimportant people when he heard the screams of some of his subjects.
Random Turelim: Arrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Random Dumahim: The evil one!
Random Melchahim: Run away!
Kain: Oh, it's Nissa.
A young woman dressed all in black with dark blonde hair with natural copper highlights blasts the door of Kain's chamber and it crashes to the floor in pieces.
Kain: (Frowns) those doors aren't cheep you know.
Nissa: (Rolls eyes) Kain, you're the ruler of Nosgoth, im sure you can afford new doors.
Kain: Yes, but you visit at least five times a day and everytime you smash the door. My accountant can't take it!
Nissa: How is Zephon anyway?
Just at that point Zephon runs in, he is being chased by Dumah.
Dumah: Give me that back, git!
Zephon: No! (Blows raspberry at his elder brother) Oh, look, lunch!
Dumah & Kain: Huh!
Both Kain and Dumah look down to where Zephon is looking. From behind Nissa's legs a two year old girl with blue eyes and blond hair done up in piggy tails is peering at them.
Small child: Lookit!
Kain: (Horrified) Please tell me that isn't yours.
Nissa: (Disgusted) Definitely not! I'm baby-sitting her for a friend.
Dumah: You!? Baby-sitting!? I'm surprised the child is still breathing!
Nissa: (Whacks Dumah over the head with her axe, the small child giggles) Right, this is Pipehead, real name Piper Autumn-
Zephon: What kind of a name is that!?
Nissa: Her name. Kain, you're looking after her for half an hour.
Pipehead: (Baby voice) Kain?
Kain: WHAT!?
Pipehead: (Happy baby voice) Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. Kain. (A/N: You know what small children are like when the hear a sound that they like)
While Pipehead was repeating Kain's name over and over again the said vampire warlord and his best friend were arguing.
Nissa: I need to go out for half and hour, it won't kill you!
Kain: (In disbelief) Are you sure? That is you maniac friend Blaise's child! The spawn of the devil!
Nissa: (reasonably) Well, you are a dark god so you two should get along fine.
Kain: I am nowhere near that evil!
Nissa: Come on, only for half an hour. (Dose puppy dog eyes on him)
Kain: (Squirming slightly) Oooooooh, all right!
Nissa: Yay! (Hugs Kain and gives him a kiss on the cheek, causing the vampire to blush) Thank you sooooooooo much. I'll never, ever forget it!
Kain: (Muttering) To hell you won't.
Nissa: (businesslike) Right. (Telepathically) BOYS!
There is a distant sound of running as the four other lieutenants respond to the telepathic command. Melchiah is first through the door followed by Raziel, Turel and finally Rahab. Turel spots Pipehead and then attempts to jump out of a window. Since Kain's throne room doesn't have a window he just ends up knocking himself out. Pipehead wanders over to the prone vampire, sits on his chest and proceeds to tug at his ears.
Pipehead: Tutu! Tutu! Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!
Nissa: (points at Pipehead) Lads, exhibit A is Piper Autumn Archer, Daughter of Blaise Archer.
The lieutenants freeze and then start to edge away very slowly from the toddler.
Nissa: Your father has very kindly agreed to take care of her for a while. And if anything happens to her, Blaise will hurt me. (Her voice becomes quieter and more dangerous, her blue grey flicker with green fire for a moment) And if Blaise hurts me, I will hurt you. More. Understand?
The Lieutenants: (Nod mutely)
Nissa: (Brightly) Good. Glad we understand each other. (Goes over and picks Pipehead up by the back of her pink 'Kitten Princess' top)
GoT: Right kid, if you cause any trouble, I will rip your face off!
Pipehead: (Giggles) Dwagnissie! Gotta go now?
Nissa: (Trying not to smirk) Yes. (Deposits child in Kain's throne) You boys have fun now! (she vanishes in a flash of golden light)
Dumah: (Picking himself off the floor) Dad, what have you let us in for!?
Kain: (Despairingly) I don't know!? I just can't stand it when she dose those puppy dog eyes! (wail) Why! Oh gods! Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Melchiah: Err, dad?
Raziel: Shut up Mel. How dose the kid know Turel anyways?
Rahab: He works at the same night club in Andomen with her.
Melchiah: Umm, guys?
Raziel: Ahhhhhh, what was the kid doing in a night club?
Rahab: This is Blaise's child we're talking about.
Raziel: Right.
Melchiah: People!?
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!?????
Melchiah: (Cringes) Where's the kid?
Everyone: Huh?
The assembled group look back to Kain's throne, which is void of small child.
Zephon: Wahoo! (Dose the happy dance) Now we don't have to look after it!
Everyone else: 0_o
Kain: Didn't you hear what Nissa said?
Zephon: Huh? Well, umm. . . . . . . (looks horrified) We've got to find that kid!
Kain: Spread out and search! We've got to find it before Nissa comes back!
The group of big bad vampire warriors (except Turel, because he's knocked out) run out of the Pillar room looking for a little girl because they are terrified of what a young human(ish) girl will do to them if they don't. Once they are gone Pipehead appears from behind the Pillar of States where she had been hiding. She then giggled, pulled out a pick crayon and proceeds to colour in the Pillar of Balance, while planning her next evil deed.
*~*~*~*~*~*
Pity the vamps. (A/N: Tries not to smirk. Gives up)
Muhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!