Harry Potter and the Evil Cat called Croosahnks that was Hermiones pet, remember!

'Harry was sitting in his dorm when he heard a graoan from the girls dorm. Harry went to inspect and he found Crooshanks eating Hermione!'

Harry: NOOOOOO!! HERMIONE!

'But Hermione was not only being eaten she was melting too! Crooshanks suddenly picked up a Weasel and through it at Harry.

Harry: AHHHHHHH!!!!! A WEASEL!!!!

'The weasel hit Harry on the head.'

Hermione: Harry..... Use the wand!

Harrys thoughts: Yes the wand!

'Harry got his wand out and flung it at Crooshanks. Everything seemed to go into slow motion as the wand flew through the air. The wand kept floating until it flew too far and out the window! Suddenly Viktor Krum burst in through the door'

Krum: I'vl save you Hermoninny!

'Krum ran up to Hermione and bit her ear off. Hermione fell on the floor and died'

Harry: You killed Hermione!

'Krum ran off singing the tweeny song, when suddenly Draco Malfoy burst in and started running round the room screaming and then burst in Steve Irwin and shot Malfoy through the chest with some weird ray gun thingy that fires paper clips.

Steve: Wiow, Iove been serchin for on of these. It's a rare blond haired ape! If he was to tag me Ioid surley die!

Harry: That was a human being!

Steve: Crikey! C'mon Skip the Austrailian Police must be searching for me!

'And with that Steve and his pet dog Skippy flew out the window on a stapler'

Harry:What now?

' Suddenly Harry felt the urge to run round the school screaming'

Harry' thoughts: Hmmmmm I don't know why but I suddenly have an urge to run round the school screaming?

'Harty ran round the school screaming, people started looking at him and lauging but all Harry could hear was the lepracaun in his head saying in a high Irish voice.

Leprecaun: Your doing great Laddie, keep it up, and when your done burn. BURN THEM ALL!

'Dumblebore then jumped out.

Dumbledore: Harry you have to help Voldemort has got a new follower

Harry: Who?

Dumbledore: Crooshanks!

Harry: UHHHH! NO! NOT CROOSHANKS!

'Harry ran off to find the evil Crooshanks and conquer him. Harry fell over and landed in a big room with pictures off microphones on the wall. Crooshanks jumped out.

Crooshanks: HAHA! Mr Potter you've come to my extremely evil layer. Now you will rot like a pinapple!

Harry: But this isn't evil it has picturesof microphones on the walls.

Crooshanks: WHAT! Don't you find them excedingly horrible? See this one here, it has an evil face, see.

Harry: But it's still not evil, I mean things that are horrible are usually thing like corpses, puke and fluffy white bunny rabbits.

Crooshanks: They're not scary, actually there very tasty.

Harry: Yeah they're scary, with all the hair and white. AHHHHHHHH!

Crooshanks: Well enough about my layer, more about how I'll go to this party tonight.

Harry: Well personally blue looks your colour and maybe with a hint of lilac.

Crooshanks: Well I thought the black.

Harry: Well maybe you could tie your hair back.

Crooshanks: You think so.

Harry: Yeah, definately.

'They talked for hours until Crooshanks went to his party with his hair tied back and wearing white. Harry walked back to the common room. He saw Ron.

Ron: Harry! Where have you been we've made a secret and pointless suprise party in the Great Hall.

Harry: Lets go then.

' They arrived in the Great Hall and everybody shouted his name and then suprise.

That night Harry had a great time. He got completely pissed and hooked up with some weird person who just gurgled and dribbled all over the place.