Soooo. Yea. Enjoy*spoiler* the infamous Kanda Yu's humiliation.
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Allen gasped in breath as fast as he could. "Damn that Bakanda," he panted, trying to slow his galloping heartbeat. Kanda had just nearly taken his head off with Mugen, before stalking down the shadowy alley. A "short-cut" to the train station.
"Did it work?" A certain red-head popped up suddenly, causing the white-haired teen to clutch once more at his jumping heart. "Sheesh, Lavi! Quit DOING that already!" "DID it?" Lavi persisted.
Yes, it was the junior bookman's oh SO wonderful idea to lead Kanda down a random dark alley and well, scare the living daylights out of him. At least, that was the PLAN. LAVI's one which resulted in ALLEN's head running the risk of getting chopped off.
Allen glared." No. I got jumped. It's a Damn right pity nothing can scare him shitless." His voice dropped to a low mumble at the last sentence. Lavi ginned. His "bookman eye" (one was hidden behind a patch) had noticed and documented the minor, uneasy twitch Kanda gave when something brown scuttled out from the back of the alley. "Well, you're gonna owe me 5 bucks."
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Kanda gave the moyashi his customary scowl before leaning forward to stuff more soba into his mouth. His ponytail swung over his shoulder and he paused from taking a bite. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted something brown nestled on his dark raven hair. He turned rigid, with something like…. fear gushing through his veins. The brown blob twitched.
Heads turned as a strangled screeching noise came from the (usually) faze-less 18-year old Japanese. No one would forget the day Yuu Kanda bolted from the cafeteria-yes, DASHED out madly, face white with fear and an expression of absolute horror on his face.
Lavi, leaning casually against the doorframe, jerked his wrist. A brown blob smacked directly into the fleeing Exorcist's face. He made another stifled, wild howl then flung himself out an open widow, leaping onto the roof. Faster than Lenalee on her dark boots. Allen stepped up next to Lavi, twin evil smirks on their faces, shoulders shaking with contained laughter. String dangled limply from Lavi's fingers, a rubber cockroach attached to the end.
Kanda the invincible samurai had been trolled.
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