HOLY SWISS CHEESE! It's a Naruto story! I haven't written anything in forever. I can't read my own hand writing so I only type stories out. And then my comp. completely died and my mom threw it away. SOOOOOO…..A few months later, a new computer, and insomnia have prompted me to weave a tale….

A Really Crappy Story That'll Take Forever to be Updated

The sun's golden rays gleamed down upon all of Konoha, slicing an unweary ninja in half. Fluffy clouds danced against blue backdrop and all was well (except for the dead ninja).With a sugar coated yawn, Naruto rolled out of bed and onto his walrus friend Pickles.

"Time for another great day doing ninja things, that being things that ninjas (such as myself) do! Ha ha! There's a monkey in my butt!" Striking a heroic pose, which fell down a flight of stairs after Naruto's attack. He then proceded to leap out his window!

"Rabble rabble! Time for yet another terrible day full of thoughts of revenge," Saskue squeezed out between a loaf of ham. "How can I be a bastard today and blame it all on my past? Hmm…Huuuu…..weeee…" Riding upon his favorite horse on the merry-go-round, Sasuke thought…

"It's time for another Sasuke-lovin' filled day!" Brushing her pink hair, Sakura squeeled. "I can't wait to reject Naruto some more! I love to crush his heart and ruin all hopes he'll ever have of love! Sweee piggy! That's good eatin'!"

And on the other side of town in a trash can that even a can of olives would be jealous of, a dark and ominous figure waited…

"Can you hear me now?" With the rage of a stampeding mouse, Orochimaru threw down his Verizon Wireless cell phone.

"Damnit all to a cheese cake! I can't even get service behind a spooky, uninviting alleyway! If a villain can't talk on his cell phone while trying to be dark and ominous then what's the use! I'll have to beat Kabuto with a homeless man's boot again!"

And now! Back to the good guys!

"Good grief! Kakashi-sensei is late again!" Sakura moaned and wailed as she clung to Sasuke.

God damn hippie! Let me goooooo! You bellowing is attracting the squirrels and I don't want them to know I've stuffed my underwear full of their acorns and nuts! With a frustrated grunt, Sasuke slithered out of Sakura's grass and into a near-by drainage pipe.

"Oh my sweet hairy knuckles on a fat man! I made it!" A disheaveled Kakashi flopped down onto the ground next to Naruto.

"I fell into a puddle and a shark attacked me!" Kakashi cried as he flopped about, soaking wet and bleeding from his rear. "I thought I was ganna die! Thank God for you three being here! I need medical help!

Frowning and placing his hands on his hips, Naruto gave Kakashi his most I-don't-believe-you face while tapping his foot impatiently.

"Kaaaakaaaashi! You're lying! Stop being late! Jeeze! This isn't fun on a bun yah know!" Both Naruto and Sakura screeched like howler monkies.

"No! I'm not joking! I'm in serious pain! Oh gooooooood……It hurts! There's a fish in my sock!" Blood squirted out of Kakashi's butt as he lay in a heap.

"Psssh," Sasuke turned his back on them doing his best to look cool and aloof.

And so the day continues…