Connie Springer sighed, he was bored of lying on his bed staring at the ceiling. School was out for spring break and he had made no plans.
Suddenly, he came up with and idea.
He picked up his cell phone and called his best friend Sasha, but most people called her potato girl ever since the first day of school when she had a steamed potato for lunch instead of a sandwich like everyone else.
"Hey Sash."
"Hey Shortie."
Connie laughed, he and Sasha always called each other names "Are you doing anything right now?"
"I was just eating some pizza." Sasha replied between bites, "What's up?"
"I've got nothing to do so why don't we have a competition?"
"What kind of competition?" She suddenly seemed interested.
"A dare competition. Basically, you do a dare then the next person and whoever drops out first loses."
"So it's a competition to see who's hardcore?"
"Yeah."
"And what happens if I win?" She replied excitedly.
"You choose. See you in a few?"
"Make sure you have food."
They hung up and Connie laid back down on his bed.
This was going to be fun.
Almost seven minutes after the call, Sasha showed up at Connie's house.
Connie opened the door with a snicker, "Come on in."
They sat down on the couch in Connie's living room with a big bag of chips and two pepsis.
"So, who dares first?" Sasha ate a chip.
"You can go first." Connie said.
"I dare you to chug your Pepsi."
"That's it?" Connie asked, chugging the drink then letting out a loud burp.
"We have to start somewhere." Sasha sighed.
"Ok, I dare you to call Jean, pretending you meant to call Marco and tell him the baby is his." Connie could barely say the dare without laughing.
Sasha dialed Jean's number and put the phone on speaker.
"Hey Brau-"
"Marco, we NEED to talk!" Sasha sounded panicked, Connie had to cover his mouth to prevent his laughter from being heard. "I went to the doctor and he said that the baby IS yours."
"WHAT! Braus you should check who you're calling!" Jean practically screamed into the phone.
"Oh shit! Jean I was kidding." Sasha acted as if she were lying.
"Jean, who are you talking to?" A voice answered from the other line.
Well speak of the devil.
"Marco, have you been sleeping with Sasha!?" Jean must have dropped the phone, "How could you cheat on me like that!"
"Wait, you guys are dating?" Sasha asked.
Connie couldn't hold it in any longer, he was laughing so hard he started crying.
"Guess what Muffin top, you've been pranked!' Sasha laughed before hanging up.
They lost it for five minutes.
"That was priceless," Connie wiped his eyes, "That makes up for the sissy dare you gave me."
Sasha smirked, "Well now I dare you to... pour a cup of cold water on your head!"
"If I get the floors wet-"
"I meant outside."
Connie poured cold water into a cup and was sat outside while Sasha stood facing him.
"Ok," He sighed, "Let's get this over with."
The water washed down his head and soaked his favorite shirt, a plain grey t-shirt, while he let out a scream.
He yanked off the shirt, "God that's cold!"
Sasha couldn't help but blush when she saw Connie without a shirt on. Had he always been so attractive?
"You're not allowed to put on another shirt." Sasha suddenly decided.
"What!? Can I at least dry off?"
"Sure."
Connie dried his head with a dishtowel before realizing he wasn't supposed to do that. He got rid of the towel before sitting back down and eating a chip.
"I dare you to..." Connie grabbed a handful of chips, "Eat a spoonful of chili powder."
Sasha did the dare with ease, until the spice kicked in and Sasha felt as if she had swallowed the sun. A couple of sips of Pepsi and she was back in the game.
"I dare you to draw on a banana and leave it on your neighbors doorstep." She smirked through the pain of her spicy tongue.
"You mean the short, angry guy?" Connie asked.
Sasha nodded, laughing. Connie started laughing as well.
The banana had multiple drawing to intimidate Connie's neighbor along with words such as 'baby' and 'shrimp'. Connie tossed the banana onto the steps, knocked on the door and dove into the nearby bushes where Sasha was already hiding. The space was narrow so Sasha and Connie were squished together.
The front door opened to reveal Connie's small but intimidating neighbor Levi. He looked down at the banana with disgust before picking it up to snap it in half. For some reason, the snapping sound made Connie nervous.
"Damned punks." Levi muttered before slamming the door shut.
The friends burst out laughing, though Sasha had practically fallen into Connie's arms.
"The look... on his face!" Sasha had to gasp for air, "How could he be so serious... WHILE SNAPPING A BANANA IN HALF!?"
"Yeah..!" Connie's cheeks were burning up, Sasha's hair smelt nice. "Let's get back to my house."
Once, back inside Connie's house, Sasha laid down with her feet resting on Connie's lap while she devoured most of the chips.
"Your turn, Shortie."
Connie crossed his legs, "Ok, I dare you to call Mikasa and tell her you're gay for her."
"Oh my god, how do you come up with this comedy gold?" Sasha picked up her phone.
She dialed the number and waited for Mikasa to pick up.
"Hello?" The Asian girl answered.
"Hi Mikasa! It's Sasha, can we talk for a minute?"
There was a brief pause, "I'm busy."
"It'll only take a minute!" Sasha sounded desperate, knowing if she couldn't do the dare she would lose.
"What is it." Mikasa always sounded as if she could care less unless it had to do with her brother.
"I just wanted to tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world and I love you." Sasha went straight to the point.
For some reason, Connie wasn't laughing.
Why does my chest hurt? Is it because I ate the chips too fast?
Sasha's 'I love you' to Mikasa seemed to echo in his head.
"I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way about you," Mikasa apologized flatly, "Are you done?'
"Haha! Joke's on you! It was a prank!" Sasha hung up giggling like a maniac.
A prank...
Connie looked up to see Sasha staring at him.
"Dude, are you there?"
"Sorry, what did you say?" Connie blinked a couple times.
"We're out of chips, got anything else?" She smiled, boy did Connie love that smile.
Or was it the girl that was smiling that he loved?
"I've got another bag, don't worry." He feigned happiness, "And what's your dare for me?"
When Connie grabbed the bag of chips, He was surprised to realize Sasha was behind him.
"I want you to confess your love to your crush."