Ow! I'm in pain!
By Yuki and Kira
A(s)/n :
Yuki – I'm sleepy….nnn..
Kira – Uh…ok…that really had nothing to do with the story but whatever.
Yuki - raises hand
Kira – we're not in school…
Yuki – OK! Time to magically transform into…drum roll…MARY-SUES!
Kira – Yuki, being a Mary-Sue is bad.
Yuki – So?
Kira – …Let's just get on with the story.
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"Weeee! I'm a birdy!" Yuki, a short girl with shoulder length blond hair screams running around the room.
"Yuki, you are not a birdy," sighs Kira, an even shorter and younger, yet strangely more mature girl with short red hair and blue eyes. "Come on! We need to get to Psyco Sisters before they close! I'm almost out of incense!"
"Weeee! I'm still a birdy!" She yells running out to her car as Kira slowly walks behind hoping she won't die on the way to the store.
Blaring music fills the compact store, not that the girls mind.
The now not (quite as) hyper Yuki looks around at the strange products curiously while Kira goes directly to the incense.
"It's a good thing Bumu-chan isn't here or she would kill herself with this stuff," the blond mentions.
"Yeah, if a car didn't hit her first," the shorter girl replies picking up a few boxes of rain scents as she imagines the girl running out in front of a car as she usually does. "I got my stuff."
"Ok! Then, to the checkout!" Yuki points in the general direction of the register.
Walking up to the register they see a bored employee and a small yellow box next to the cash register labeled "Magical Gum: Like a Genie only better!"
"I want some gum. Can we get gum?" Yuki asks before running and grabbing a pack of the Magic Gum.
"Fine, why not? It's random enough." The red head gives up on her friend, paying the employee.
"Zelda! Zelda! Zelda! Zelda!" Yuki suddenly begins chanting over and over as the two head out to her car.
"Yuki, why are you randomly screaming 'Zelda'?"
"Hee hee…Purple!" is Yuki's reply.
"Thank you for answering my question. Now will you unlock the doors?" Kira rolls her eyes.
"huh? Oh Yeah!"
The girls head on their way getting half way back to Kira's house before they get stopped by a light. Suddenly they hear a thunk on the windshield. When they turn back from talking to each other they realize that a bright green caterpillar that fell.
"Why is that on my car?" Yuki asks slowly as Kira looks around for something it could have fallen from but comes up empty handed.
"I don't know. There's no trees or anything around here. What the hell?!" She replies frustrated.
"Maybe it wants to take over the world," the blond driver suggests.
"Yes, Yuki. I'm sure that's it. It wants to take over the world." Kira shakes her head hopelessly.
The girls enter the house only to find that no one is home. Setting the bag down on the kitchen table, they put the box of incense in a wooden cabinet with the others.
"Hey! Gum! I forgot we got some at the store! Let's eat some," the blond waves around the pack of unopened "Magical Gum."
"Alright. Does it even say what flavor it is?" Kira questions trying to read the speeding package.
Yuki stops and looks at it for a moment proceeding to rip open a piece and shoving it into her mouth. " I donno….eww…it tastes like worms. Try it!"
"…first off: I'm not asking how you know what worms taste like and second: why would I want to try it if it tastes bad?" Kira sighs.
"Just try it! GRRRR!" Yuki says before stuffing a piece into Kira's mouth. "Now we just have to make a wish!"
"This is gross…I'm spitting this out," Kira states only to be stopped by Yuki.
She shakes her head. "Not until we make our wish! Now repeat after me: I wish to go on a Super-Awsome-Fun-Magical-Cool-Adventure-And-Fight-Evil-Badies-For-The-Sake-Of-Cheese!"
"No. Just no. I wish to go on a magical adventure and I don't want to fight for either good or evil….or cheese," Kira adds the last part knowing if she hadn't said it her friend would have said to fight for cheese.
"Aww, pooh. You're lame!" Yuki denotes.
"How am I lame?" Kira wants to know. "You're the one who wants to fight for cheese!"
"You're just jealous cause my wish is better than yours," Yuki says, crossing her arms.
"Right, Yuki. Because I definitely want to fight for cheese," Kira replies sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"Ha! I knew it!"
Kira sighs. "Fine, whatever. Lets just go get something to eat."
"CHEESE!!!" Yuki cries victoriously, running down the hall while Kira follows behind, shaking her head.
"Little did the girls know that this was the beginning of a new and dangerous journey," a boy's voice echoes through out the room.
"Kai, what the hell are you doing?" Kira asks with "WTF?" all over her face.
The boy named Kai jumps up and turns around to see her glaring at him. "How did you…?" he questions pointing to the direction she had walk off towards (which was in front of him) and then to the spot she stands.
"I'm magical. Got it memorized?" she asks pointing to her head.
"Why are you imitating Axel again?" Kai questions.
"Because I can. Now I'm going to go play Zelda with Yuki. And you better behave if you know what's good for you." With that said she walks off to her room, leaving her cousin, Kai, to stand in confusion.
"Kira?" Yuki calls from the kitchen. "Where did you go? I want cheese!!!"