I Saw the New Recruits Taking Over the Institute

M.R.D.: From the man who brought you I Saw the New Recruits Killing Santa Clause, it's, well you can read the title. This is the second installment of the "I Saw the New Recruits" series. This time, no holiday icons being killed, however, the instructors and the X-Men leave on a break, a break they thought the New Recruits would ruin, but are they wrong. No one should leave a Bobby and the others alone at the institute, so unfortunately Kitty has to stay behind and miss out on the X-Men Break, as it has been called. Read the Bottom note for a fact about "Killing Santa Clause."

There is evil coming, a great evil.

Disclaimer: . . .yo. . .

Who Said That and Why Can't We Go?

The woods are shown, the woods where Bobby saved Christmas three months back. There is a small cave near by, a cave no one enters, so let us see what's inside.

~~~In the cave~~~

A dude from Jackass is oil wrestling a bear.

Wrong cave.

~~~In the right cave~~~

?1 (the Leader): What is the status?

?2: Perfect.

?1: What about the new guys?

?2: Ready.

?1: (Sits back in the Big Seat) Perfect.

?2: Can I sit in the Big Chair?

?1: NO, you crazy little minion!

~~~Scene changes to the institute, Matrix style~~~

In the main room all of the X-Men (minus Jean and Scott if you remember the first one) and New Recruits, the X-Men are holding suitcases.

Bobby: (To the Prof.) Why can't we go!?

Prof X: You'll destroy the ship.

Bobby: That was only once! Besides, it wasn't my fault. Blame my Great Great Grandpa.

~~~Flashback~~~

Some dude: ICEBURG!

Passengers: (Scream really loud)

Bobby's Great Great Grandpa (Who so happens to have the same powers as Bobby): (Leaning over the side of the ship) Oops. Oh well, its not this ship will sink, after all this is the Titanic.

~~End~~~

Bobby: It wasn't his fault either!

Prof. X: You are not coming and neither are the other New Recruits.

Rahne: Yeah you're right. (Whispers to the Prof.) I'm coming right? It's just the other Recruits.

Prof. X: Don't worry, you'll not be the only one's missing out. Kitty's staying behind.

Kitty: WHAT!

Prof. X: Well, I think it's time to leave. We need to pick up the Brotherhood boys and Magnus's group. (Why doesn't he just call him Eric?)

The X-Men, now excluding Kitty, leave.

Kitty: Crazy bald freak.

Bobby: I know. I save Christmas, and kill Jean and Scott three months ago and I still don't get to go the Hawaii.

Roberto: I know; it sucks.

Bobby: You want to know what's worse. I'm not stupid any more.

Kitty: -_-

Amara and Jubilee: We wanted to see hot guys in swim suites!

Jamie: I wanted to see Rahne, Amara, Jubilee, and Kitty in a bikini! Oh wait a minute. I have all four here with me. (Lauges like a maniac)

Everyone but Jamie: 0_o

Jamie:Uhhhhh. . . Go Frodo!

Everyone but Jamie: o_0

M.R.D.: I know that was short, but it's a start! If this does as well as the other one I'll make some more "I Saw the New Recruits" fics. I'm surprised the first one did so well, I thought with the beginning no one would read it, because at first Beast was supposed to write a story about Santa and the New Recruits, but I changed it, and it worked. Don't worry, chapter two will come soon.