Sonic in a closet

OK, this is my first sonic fic, so go easy on me

So let me see it was Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Rouge, Big, Cream, Vector, Espio, and Charmy. Everyone is sitting there in Sonic's house watching the Boondocks (that's the show) in Sonic's mansion. Yes, being a hero has its advantages. And when he's not saving the world or kissing babies Sonic is here. Everyone is laughing except Shadow and Cream.

"Hmph. Little kids cursing, an abusive grandfather that is constantly trying to pick up women, and a black guy that hates his own people. What's next, a sponge that lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, his neighbor that hates him, his best friend starfish, while he works at a fast food restaurant for his money hungry boss who's a crab and his daughter who's a whale? I don't think so. This is pathetic." Shadow said, snatching the remote away from Sonic, and changing it to Saw 2." (I couldn't sleep for three weeks after that movie.)

"Ahhhh! It burns." Sonic said, running to the closet in the next room. He is followed by Tails and Amy.

"Hmph. Movies like this don't scare me. I'm the guardian of the friggin master emerald. I've seen nastier things like, Rouge for instance." As soon as Rouge is about to make him not have any children, Knuckles gets scared and runs to the closet.

"COME BACK YOU DAMN ECHINDA!" Rouge yelled, chasing him into the closet

"I can't believe that two children and an idiot have stayed longer than "the world's fastest hedgehog" Oh yeah, the crocodile and the chameleon are still here as well." As he said that, the two leaders of the chaotixs went into the closet as well.

"Pathetic. Two children are braver than people twice their age. Isn't that right Cream and Charmy?"

Shadow looks around to notice that everyone is gone

He then decides what the heck, nothing else to do, so goes in the closet with everyone else.

Inside the closet, everyone is hot, cramped, and moving around. Everyone is silent until…

"Why are we in here?" Rouge asked

"To make out." Everyone then turns to look at Knuckles. "Sorry, I was in the moment"

"Well, Sonic didn't want to watch the movie, so he into this closet. Me and Amy always being his yes men had to come along, Knuckles was trying to get away from Rouge, and Rouge was chasing Knuckles. Big came in because well…he's an idiot. The Chaotixs and Shadow came in here to be with everyone else, and Cream mother only lets her watch early childhood stuff, Even though she's like nine." Tails said, being the know it all that he is.

"How do you know all this?" Sonic said

"I have no life" Tails said "Come to think of it, none of us do"

"…Anyway, the movie is over, so we can all get out" Shadow said. Small spaces made him uncomfortable, especially with such a mixed group. He tried to unlock the door, but it wouldn't open. "Sonic it's not coming unlocked" Shadow said, still trying to unlock it

"Oh yeah that's right" Sonic said

"What?" Said Knuckles, also ready to get out

"The door only opens from the outside" Sonic said

"So you mean to tell me I'm stuck in here with a faker hedgehog, Big, and some other lames" Shadow said, now tugging at the door.

"Yeah pretty much" Sonic said

"Is there anyway that we can get out?" Rouge asked

"This happened to me once. I forgot how I got out though." At that exact moment, Tails started to strangle Sonic, and Shadow threw a boot at him.

"Looks like we'll be here for a while" Rouge said. The others nodded in agreement

And that's the first chapter to this story. I gonna need like, two OC's soon. Not now I don't think but soon. I'll tell you when I need them though. Anyway, review