Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. How many times do I have to say this! I wish though.

It's always nice to dream.

Summary: Read it and find out. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Two of my little muses make a cameo in the story. Hadrian and Electra. She's insane.

"Whatever" speaking

'whatever' inner speaking or thoughts

It was a beautiful day at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. September 1 it was and Professor Dumbledore had promised a huge surprise for everyone at school. No one had a clue of what it was, not even the professors. This got a certain, greasy haired, big, crooked nosed, anti-Griffindore professor quite ... what's the word ... nervous, no that's not it... mmm...it's at the tip of my tongue ... ah, HA ... I got it! Anxious. That's the word! Anywho...

'I'm not sure about this "surprise". I have a horrible feeling at the pit of my stomach. I know I won't like it,' thought Professor Snivellius, I mean Snape, as the Beginning of Year feast drew to an end.

Minutes later, the almighty Professor Dumbledore stood up and began walking towards a podium in front of the teacher's table . . . when he got caught up on his robes and fell face first on the hard stone floor. And we all know what happened. Yep, everyone started laughing at poor Albiekins. Only Hermione was mature enough to help the fallen professor up, and then start laughing. Dumbledore glared at everyone else and they shut up. I'm impressed; It must have been a hell of a scary glare if it made children scared of a senile old man. Any ways, Albiekins once again walked to the podium, this time without falling face first.

("YEAH! HE DID IT!" "Don't you dare sing the 'We did it' song from Dora the Explorer, Electra!" "Humph! You're no fun, Hadrian." "Shut up you too and let me continue!" "Yes Mam.")

"YES I DID IT! I DIDN'T FELL! Um . . . okay. Now to the announcements. As always, the forbidden forest is out of limits, no dueling in the halls and yadda yadda yadda. If you want to know what else is forbidden, go to Mr. Filch's office and find out. Now, it's time for the surprise. Or should I say, surprises?"

Of course, this got EVERYONE'S attention. Ah, the curiosity of teenagers. That's why they get into so much trouble. Anywho...

"First we have a returning Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Please, give a warm welcome to Professor Lupin."

The Great Hall erupted in applause and cheers as Remiekins entered through the huge Oak doors( or whatever the doors of the Great Hall are made of). DUH! He had been the best damned Defense Against the Dark Arts professor they had ever had. Even the Slytherins were cheering. Remus reached the teacher's table and sat left to Snapykins . . . I mean Snape.

"Second, as you can see, Prof. Flitwhick( Is that even spelled right? Tell ne if it is) has retired. You all now have a new Charms professor, hand-picked by Flitwhick himself. Please, say hello to Professor Black."

Then entered, in all his glory and hotness, Sirius Black. All Griffindore was cheering, while the rest of the school was panicking. It was Albiekins to the rescue!

"Also, Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges as Aurors caught the real killer, Peter Pettigrew. There is no need for fear."

Now everyone cheered. The students, the professors; Well, except one. Snapykins had this hilarious horrified look on his face.

'Black is the new Charms professor! I knew I was in for a world of hurt. I knew it! Damn!', He thought, as Sirius sat to his right. Hey, he's a marauder sandwich!

'This can't get any worse.' He jinxed it! Snapykins jinxed it! It's gonna get much, much worse than that. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... INSERT CHOKING NOISES HERE Damn saliva. Anywho...

"And last, but certainly not least, I will like to introduce three transfer students from the Hispanic American School for Magically Gifted Children. Say hello to Jake Faustus, Keahi Alexander and Alicia Lynette Potter Evans."

"WHAT?", Yelled, well, everyone! Potter Evan's meant that they were Harry's siblings.

"But Professor. I'm an only child, aren't I?", Asked a very confused Harry, whoa had many big ? on top of his head. I wonder where he got them? FOCUS, YOU!

"Well, no. You're actually a quadruplet. It seems that when the four of you where born, they were kidnaped. By the way, where are those three?" said Prof. Bumblebee, I mean Dumbledore.

Just as he finished asking, the Great Hall's doors were slammed open and three teenagers burst in. Oh, and by the way, they looked just like Harry!

"Where exactly were the three of you?", Enquired Albiekins.

"Alicia wanted to pet the squid.", said both of the boys at the same time.

Well, I'm tired of writing, so instead of writing the whole story in one chapter, I'll brake it down. I just like to get people pissed.

Please Review. I want to know what people think, damn it! Is that so bad?