A/N: Hey people this story basically makes fun of rap music! That sums it up! I do not own lyrics stated in this story or chapter they belong to Eminem!
Chapter one: Give it up to me and Lose Yourself!
Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara (who by the way is passed out) leapt through the trees of the forest. Kankuro knew what Temari was thinking and Temari knew what Kankuro was thinking….
"Gawd Damn! Why Da hell we got awselves inta dis shit!" Kankuro shouted irritably.
"Bitch I don't know!" She replied. Temari stopped suddenly and rested on a tree branch. Kankuro stopped behind her.
"Ey Yo son, sum bodie followin' us…" She said as she looked behind her.
"You think dis go getta gonna wake up soon?" She asked as she poked Gaara.
"Shit If I knew I woulda told ya! Wouldn't I?" Kankuro angrily answered.
"Dat Uchiha Wangster is followin' us and we ain't got no back up…."
"MAN DIS SUM OL' BULL SHIT!"
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
Sasuke hopped through the trees searching for Gaara. He was determined to catch up the sand siblings so he can finish this fight.
To seize everything you ever wanted…One moment
He could almost smell them all running away from him. He thought they were cowards.
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
"Who da hell is that talkin' while I'm tryin' to think. SHUT DA HELL UP!" He yelled. He saw them up ahead of him. He leapt in front of them and smirked.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
"Deare you bitches at! I'm gonna smoke that sleepin foo'!" Sasuke shouted. Temari and Kankuro sneered at him.
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
"Bitch please!" They both laughed. Sasuke had a look of disappointment on his face they he became stern again.
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
"Naw, ya'll don't gotta lie. Ya'll know ya'll scared, cuz your punk ass brother gonna get his as whooped! Ya'll know you sand wangsters are bitches."
"Ey Yo Faggot! You don' know shit about the sand! The Sand Village GET IT GULLY! Represent all day!" Temari argued.
"Yeah sands up leaves down!" Kankuro agreed. Sasuke scoffed.
"Well I'll bust a cap yo punk ass!" Sasuke yelled.
"Naw dawg, crazy K!" Temari turned to Kankuro.
"Wha?" He answered.
"You take G-money and go ahead. I'll take this poser down!"
"No prob T-love. Remember sand villiage! REPRESENT!" He shouted as he fleed from the scene. Temari turned back to Sasuke.
"You ready for yo beat down bitch?" She sneered.
"LET'S GET IT POPPIN!" Sasuke shouted at gave Temari the finger.
DUN DUN DAAAH! I'm writing this fanfic just like the show. You'll see the fight in the next chapter!
Okay so tell me what do you think! And I hope you liked it and I'll update soon.