~Romi~

Warning: The beginning is actually quite fast, but slows down a lot by the second chapter. Ed is a little OOC, as well as a girl *REASONS ARE GIVEN LATER SO DON'T FREAK OUT ON ME, PLEASE*.

No flames, please.

Enjoi!

Roy Mustang stared at the letter.

"Found you." he whispered with a smirk.

Hey , Roy, check this out. I was on a little investigation down by the border of Aerugo and two people came crashing through a window. One of which happened to resemble your love interest, little Edward Elric. Except, it was a girl. Ed, but a girl. What do you think happened? Anyway, after Ed beat the shit out of the...other thing and walked off with it, I asked the shop keeper what happened. He calmly explained that her name was Edward Elric and she was the best hunter in all of Amestris and Aerugo combined. She hunted 'monsters' and such and kept everyone in line. She lived at 134 Green Street in the Hunter's Home with a bunch of boys'. In fact, they weren't gonna let her stay but Ed proved her worth. Sounds like your Ed, right? If I were you, I'd check it out.

-Hughes

Roy began his trek down to the Command then, planning on taking come leave to 'visit' Edward. The 'boy' had been missing for two years, right after Al got his body back. There had been little rumors about Ed being south, but he hadn't looked into them much, or if he had, he came up with nothing. I have to call Al and bring him, Roy thought as he climbed the steps and into the building he knew Hawkeye was in.

After a short walk to his office, Roy sauntered inside and walked up to Hawkeye's desk.

"Sir, why are you not dressed properly for work?" she asked irritably.

"I plan on taking leave for two weeks."

"Why?"

"To visit Ed."

"'Ed'?" Havoc asked, leaning towards them.

"Did you find Ed?" Breda asked from across the room.

"Yeah, in a way. So, this is important, right?" Roy asked, trying to hide his excitement.

"Seeing as you're so infatuated with the boy, sure." Hawkeye sighed. A light blush painted Roy's cheeks, but he left promptly anyway while Hawkeye organized the leave documents.


Roy was at his house again, packing, when he picked up the ringing phone.

"Mustang Residence." he said sharply while putting a few extra shirts into his suitcase. Roy remembered how Ed always used to love wearing them before he'd left. Ed would wear them and they'd cuddle in Roy's bed while reading a book. Ed's golden locks would be splayed across Roy's chest or the pillow while a thin sheen of sweat formed on his body, matching Roy's. His lips would be slightly parted in panting while Roy slowly slid himself inside the hot and sexy writhing body of his-enough. He was getting hard and that would not be good while talking on the phone.

"Hey, Mustang, its Al."

"Hey, Al!" Roy said cheerfully, putting in Ed's pink vibrator. The boy used to love it so much when Roy was gone. Roy had the honor to watch once and-alright, enough already.

"Did you get any clues to where Ed might be?" Al asked, his voice as optimistic and jovial as ever. But Roy was matching it today.

"Yup! A huge one, actually. I found out where Ed's living, you wanna come and see her?"

"Yes, of course! Wait. 'Her'?"

"Yeah. Ed is a girl now."

"W-how did that happen?"

"I don't know. We should ask her when we get there. Meet me at the Central train station."

"I'm already there."

"Even better. I'll see you there in a half hour."

"Great, see you soon." they both hung up. Roy put in a bottle of lube, a toothbrush, batteries for the vibrator, a sex magazine, two boxes of tissues, and clothes. He shut the case and grabbed a small duffel back. He filled it with Ed's favorite books and a few new alchemy ones before zipping it up and throwing it over his shoulder than grabbing the suitcase and left for the train.


Roy found Al asleep on a bench at the train station, his bronze hair short again. He nudged the boy gently awake.

"Come on, Al. It's time to go see your older sister." Roy encouraged, the boy sat up groggily and followed Roy to the train that was bound to leave in a few minutes. After finding an empty cabin they put their luggage in a safe place and Roy began briefing Al on what's been going on. Such as, Ed being a hunter, living on the border of Aerugo, living in a home full of boys', and, most importantly, being a girl. They discussed it the whole train ride, both getting progressively more excited about seeing her. Al never once thought to ask if she knew they were coming.


Al was walking side-by-side with Roy up to the black brick building. Boys were fighting in the yard and some were eating at benches with other boys. There was no girl among them though. Roy and Al walked in the open door, figuring it must be similar to a school. As they walked down the hallway, Roy now carrying all of the luggage, they heard yelling.

"You little bitch!" a male's voice cursed.

"If you say that again I'm gonna cut off your fucking manhood!" Ed's beautiful, granted slightly more feminine, voice retorted. Roy dropped the bags and Al all but stuttered at him while the man ran.

He found Ed standing no more than two inches farther from a man a foot taller than her. She was facing him up with an irritated expression while the man looked just as pissed. His fist was clenched as well as Ed's and one of them could start flying punches any second. Of course, it's always the guy who has to initiate the first punch. Or, in this case, slap. His hand made an acute sound when it flew across Ed's cheek.

Roy immediately pounced onto him, knocking him to the ground quickly and sending a good, strong punch into his jaw. Ed stood in shock as Roy jammed his knee into the man's stomach, effectively blowing the air out of him and proceeding in giving him another pretty Shiner. Roy then stood and brushed himself off and turned to Ed, who was still staring at him.

"I brought your stuff." he said happily.

"Roy!" Ed squealed. Ah, Roy remembered the first time he'd heard Ed do that, right after they got together and Roy was on a high from being promoted. He'd begun a tickle fight with Ed and ended up in bed. She'd been moaning and screaming the whole night-ALRIGHT. Roy pushed Ed back and lifted her chin. He got a sweet taste of the delicious lips as well as a befitting erection when he heard her moan. Roy broke it for air and the fact that he heard someone coming.

"You had to just leave the luggage in the middle of the hall." Al scoffed while dragging the whole hundred pounds of clothes, naughty toys, and books.

"Al!" Ed gasped and pounced on him. She hugged him tightly.

"Ed!" Al hugged back just as tight, if not, tighter. They finally let go and Ed put her hands on her hips while smirking.

"I'm finally taller than you!"

"Not for too much longer though, I went into a growth spurt about a month ago."

"Oh, fuck my life." Ed growled and dropped beside Roy's suitcase.

"Ed-"

"Let's see..." she mumbled as Ed unclasped the case and opened. As soon as her eyes found the large pink vibrator she shut it quickly. A blush dusted Ed's cheeks and she looked at Roy. "Plan on having fun while you're here?" she teased.

"Of course, when don't we?" Roy purred back.

"Not to be a smartass, but for two years." Al said while picking up his own suitcase. Ed laughed while Roy rolled his eyes. The young girl opened the duffel bag and gave a satisfied nod when she saw the books.

"So, are you busy?" Roy asked while picking up the suitcase and bag-o-books.

"Not really. You can come to my room if you want, the boys' love a good show." Ed giggled. Roy laughed and kissed her cheek quickly.

"Ed, what happened? Did someone slap you again?" A worried voice came from the right. Ed and Roy both looked over to see a boy with light brown hair and brown eyes running toward them.

"It's no big deal." Ed sighed, waving it off.

"Of course it is! The bastards here love to mess with you, huh?" the boy said, hand barely touching her cheek.

"It's fine," Ed said, taking a subtle step back, "I always put 'em in there place, don't I?" Roy suddenly had a protective instinct flare when he saw the way this boy was looking at her. He couldn't tell if it was desire of adoration. Either way, he wasn't getting her.

"Mm-hmm. Did he just slap you this time?" he asked gently. Ed's eyes flared for a second before settling back down.

"Just a slap. That was all." she growled.

"Come on, we should get to your room and unpacked." Roy advised, softly nudging Ed's back.

"Sorry." Al said apologetically as they passed. The boy decided to follow next to Al though.

"So, are you two newcomers?" he asked thoughtfully.

"No, we're just visiting my older sister." Al said cordially.

"Oh! Ed, I didn't know you had siblings!" the boy seemed overly enthusiastic to Roy, as in he was trying to impress Ed but failing horribly.

"Only one; Al."

"So, whose this?" the boy asked, jabbing his thumb in Roy's direction.

"He's my boyfriend." Ed said, a small smile on her face. Roy's face bloomed into a smirk when he saw the way the boy fumbled with walking for a moment.

"'Boyfriend'?" he asked incredulously, "This guy has to be twice your age!" Ed stopped and turned halfway. Roy now felt more pity than defensiveness towards the boy who was now getting one of Ed's coldest glares.

"So, what? I love him, and that's what matters. Not fucking age," she growled then began walking again, "Anyway," Ed's voice was light, "age is really based on the mind."

"If so, then you'd be older than me." Roy laughed.

"Child prodigies are always ten years older than they really look." Ed winked with a huge smile.

"At least you're actually smiling," the boy sighed, "Hopefully that won't be an annual thing anymore?"

"Oh, shut up." Ed growled and took a key from her pocket. She unlocked a door with the numbers 1654 and walked inside, leading all three men and boys in.

"And this is where I've been for the last two years, boys'." Ed said, gesturing to the small dorm. Or, more accurately, apartment. It had a separate bedroom, 2 bathrooms (one connected to the bedroom), and some other room. The living room and kitchen were half connected; a small wall separating them. There was a black leather loveseat in the center of the room and a leather chair next to it. A single bookshelf was beside the door and there was a table on either side of the couch. The walls were a light, olive-green and the floor was wood. Real wood.

"I paid for all this, before it was just a simple, small apartment with nothing in it." Ed said proudly with a hand on her hip.

"It still took you a whole year to earn this room though, too." the mystery boy added.

"Right." Ed said quickly and took Roy's things. She threw them into the bedroom and sighed, "Al, you're okay with sleeping on the couch, right?"

"Of course! Anything to be with you after so long." Al said happily. Ed smiled and took his suitcase. She set it next to the couch and led the boys to the extra room. When she opened the door Al gasped.

"It's a library! Ed, I can't believe you got this for yourself!" he laughed, walking in. Bookshelves lined the walls and made two rows through the room. By the door was a black leather sofa which matched the furniture in the living room. It also had a side table, but this had a lamp.

"I've found her sleeping in here with books surrounding her a couple times." the boy laughed.

"Of course, you did." Roy chuckled quietly.

"Ah, Aiden, you remember when the next meeting was?" Ed asked, flopping onto the couch.

"Not for some time, why?"

"I wanted to know how much longer I had with these guys." Ed said, gesturing to her brother and boyfriend. Aiden nodded slowly, jealously flaring in his eyes. Nobody was ever allowed to be around Ed, not even himself and he was Ed's best friend...

Yeah, I told you it was quick! It slows down to a normal pace though. I couldn't help but make it fast; I rewrote this thirteen time, no joke!

NOTE TO DE JA VU READERS: I'm not letting the story die, but am taking a long break from it only. If you have any ideas, those would be greatly appreciated

R&R!

~Romi~