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Dear Draco,
Just writing to say thanks to your mum for saving my life by lying to Voldemort about me not being dead. That was pretty cool of her. I know she was more worried about you than me, but still. She could have easily had me killed. Maybe all mums are awesome like that. Anyway, say a really big thanks to her from me.
But mate, you got HUGGED by Voldemort. I am SO sorry for that. I mean, you've been a bit of a jerk over the years, but still, that was HORRIBLE. He HUGGED you. That was the worst thing I have ever seen, and I've seen some pretty bad stuff, trust me. It was so awkward, and we were all like 'WTF? Poor Draco. He should totally come be a good guy just because he endured that.' So yeah, we were all totally feeling your pain there, mate.
Hope you're alright and have recovered from it.
Harry.
Dear Harry,
My mum says 'no problem'. You were right, she was totally more worried about me than you, but didn't really want you to die either.
OMG, I could have DIED when Voldemort hugged me. Scariest moment of my LIFE. It was even worse than that time when you used that weird as slasher spell on me, and I was pretty darn scared then. I felt like I was going to pass out, or puke, or both. When we got home, my dad incinerated all my clothes and mum made me have about four showers and use this gross-smelling shampoo and practically disinfect my body. It was SO yuck being hugged by him. Ew, ew, ew. I'm glad you killed him just on account of that hug. I mean, I would have, only I was totally petrified when he had his scary bloody arms wrapped around me. I did not even see that coming. If I had of known, I totally would have stayed with you guys. Worst experience ever.
Draco.
P.S. Is it true that the Elder Wand was mine? Damn, that would have really come in handy when Volders hugged me *shivers at the thought*