Author's Note- stayed up all night involuntarily and something happened! Being obsessed with Prince of Persia AND Lord of the Rings mixing with sleep deprivation…well…my sis and I tortured my lovely Dastan in a poem that you all know the tune to! XD ENJOY OUR INSANITY!
Hush Little Dastan
Hush little Dastan don't say a word,
Or Becky's gonna make all your dreams absurd!
If you dare try and stay awake,
Becky's gonna smother you in cake!
If you try and get her back,
She'll knock you out and throw you in a sack!
Then she'll drag over Middle-Earth,
Much too all everybody's mirth!
Finally she'll hand you to the twins,
Who will throw you in a bin!
When you are finally found,
We will roll you on the ground!
If Estel tries to interfere,
Then we'll throw him in a hamster sphere!
Hush little Dastan there's no escape,
Please don't think this is rape!
Author's Note- …yeah….can you tell we were SEVERELY deprived of sleep? Please don't be harsh! I only wanted to put something stupid that you all could get a laugh out of…maybe that's just me…XD