A/N: Okay so I had this really good (at least I hope) idea…Something along the lines of Luke and Lorelai switching bodies. Luke becomes Lorelai and Lorelai becomes Luke. If it sucks tell me and if it doesn't tell me to continue…R/R please…thanks much. OH and this takes place in season two when Luke is not dating any one and Lorelai is not dating anyone.
Disclaimer: Don't own Gilmore Girls.
"Rory! I need coffee!" Lorelai yelled coming down the stairs.
"Since when do you not." Rory said rolling her eyes while putting her hair up.
"You are so funny my child."
"It's a gift."
"Whatever let's get some coffee."
They headed out the door to Luke's for a cup of their oxygen. When they get into the diner they can't find Luke so they decide to just sit down at their regular table.
"Where is he? I need coffee!" Lorelai said looking in all different directions
"I don't know mother," Rory said sarcastically while looking for Dean
"You, my love, will not get anything from here if you call me mother again." She said it in disgust so Rory would get the hint.
"Whatever. Oh there's Dean. I'm going to go see him okay?"
"What? And leave me all by my lonesome here?"
"Exactly. Bye." She said getting up
Rory put a kiss to Lorelai's head and left the diner to meet with dean. She watched them share a sweet kiss and walk away hand in hand. Ugh…get a room she thought in disgust why is it that everybody gets someone and I am always left alone. She was getting kind of depress now and wanted Luke to bring her coffee quick before she went into withdraw. That's when she saw him open the curtain and walk toward her.
"LUKE!" She yelled at him waving her hands like she was flagging down a plain.
"Jeez Lorelai calm down." He said irritated walking up to her table.
"Well I was trying to find you and you weren't there and I was looking and you weren't down here and I was getting upset and… well yeah."
"Ook maybe you need to slow down on the coffee or the pills whichever is taking you into overdrive."
"Probably the pills."
"I'm sure."
"It's not the coffee." She said worriedly
"Of course not." He said faking reassurance
"It's not Luke! By the way speaking of coffee can I have some?"
"It'll kill you."
"So will water but you drink that." She said making a point
"Water won't kill you."
"You can drown in it."
"But drinking it cant kill you."
"Uh huh you can drown on it while you're drinking it."
"Whatever at least it's healthy."
"Coffee is healthy"
"No it's really not."
"It's made from beans which make it full of protein which makes you healthy."
"That makes no sense. It is full of caffeine."
"You are so annoying."
"I'm annoying? You really want to start putting labels on people?"
"No never mind I just want some coffee."
"One cup of death coming right up."
"Thank you very much."
He just grumped his way to the counter and grabbed a cup. He poured the liquid heaven in it and headed back to the table.
"You know I was thinking…This job is so easy looking." Lorelai said looking around in thought
"Oh really? You think you could do it Miss Manager?"
"What is that supposed to mean?" She started getting defensive
"Just thinking that this job is easy is kind of funny compared to your job…Like heaven."
"Oh whatever! You couldn't do my job if your life depended on it!"
"Same with my job."
"I could totally do your job…"
"I'd like to see you try to do my job."
"Maybe I will one day. You couldn't handle my job nor being anything even close to me."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Just that I am a woman, a mom, a successful manager, and my parents are the population of the City of the Damned."
"Yeah and my life is just peachy. I am a man, a successful business man at that, the second you take a walk in my shoes would be the day pigs fly."
"Whatever…I only wish I had this life."
"Your life is simple and I wish I had it too."
"Oh you know so much better then to think that! You know that my life is not that easy."
"Yeah and neither is mine…"
"Yeah okay we can keep this up all day but I have to go to the inn and work at my super 'simple' job."
"Bye Lorelai."
Little did they know that wish could've provoked something neither of them would imagine. Always remember that one quote… 'Be careful what you wish for'.
TBC…
Should i continue or is it stupid...be honest...I hope you liked it so far…just tell me if I should continue…RR thanks a bunch if you read it.
