Disclaimer: I'm sorry. I think I'm insane. Blame the sleep deprivation. I don't own any of this

A/n- I'm sorry. I'm really hyper, which makes no sense, because I'm also really tired. I was emailing Kay and we think all the bad MSTs are caused by sleep deprivation.

So, here goes, I'm adding my piece of stupidity to the fanfiction community.

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I used to be a great student, good friend and loving daughter, until, /he/ came around. I was just at a book fair, looking at the stupid picture books, when I came across Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (this was before it was famous, oh yeah, I'm a trendstetter. I even have a first edition of the English version.) After only one day I had finished the books, and I wanted more. But Ms. Rowling hadn't written any of the others yet, so I had to wait...

I had almost forgotten about Harry when my mom found an article saying there was going to be a sequel to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I read it immediately. Then, the trouble started. My friend Landry showed my fanfiction.net (she's under the pen name Landry Anne). I laughed at her stupid stories, but I secretly kept them in the back of my mind.

Soon, I had read the third book, and I wanted more. I went to fanfiction.net to the Harry Potter section. I wish I hadn't, maybe my life would be different than it is now. I became a Fanfiction fanatic. It was gradual. I would pretend that I didn't have a problem, but I was spending up to 5 hours on ff.n.

I started neglecting my work, and going to ff.n, instead. When ff.n wasn't working, I went to sugarquill.net. I was hooked.

I admit it, I have a problem. In my Global Issues class (a environmental class, don't ask...) we use the computers every day. My friends have to look over my shoulder to make sure I'm not reading fanfictions. But I can't help myself!

I love the thrill of reading an action fic, the tug of my heart reading fluff. I love the challenge of hunting out Mary Sue. I love reading reviews.

My friends think I'm pathetic, but I know it's okay, because there must be someone else on this whole website who has tragically lost all hopes of being socially involved, or ever leaving the house again. I want to start a fanfiction addicts anonymous club!

Ps- what section should this be in? I don't know.

Email me, for support or flames. Smile7499@aol.com

Read my stories-pure literary genius (unlike this) Betrayed by Kin and Does Time Repeat Itself?

Btw- this is a joke, I am still very scary, but don't worry, I go outside to enlighten people about the right ships, it's community service.

Toodles, I have to go watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie,

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