A/N: I totes don't own Kingdom Hearts, but I wish I did. It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii! This statement will in no way protect me from any kind of legal action, but I'm mentally incapacitated and don't realize it. ^_^
It was another sunny, awesome, super fabulous day in the world of Destiny Garden. The sun was slowly rising over the mountains, and the chirping of birds could be heard for miles around.
At 7:00am, an alarm clock began going off in an elaborate, white marble mansion (even though it would chemically react with impurities in rainwater, but STFU and stop questioning mah logic, kthnx.) lined with solid gold. The alarm was going off in the fifth floor bedroom of a drop-dead gorgeous sixteen year-old girl. She opened her beautiful sea green eyes with flecks of amber and red in them, leaned over, and turned off the alarm.
She got out of bed and allowed her shoulder blade-length ebony black hair with pink tips fall down her back. Her hairstyle and colors totally weren't ridiculous, and everyone always told her how pretty it was. She looked in her mirror, observing how delicate and totally hawt her pale white skin made her look. After she was done admiring her indescribable beauty, she went to her ten thousand square foot walk-in closet to pick out an outfit.
She decided to wear a white, sleeveless, form-fitting shirt with ni (that's Japanese for two!) pink straps across the chest in an "x" shape. Sooooo kawaii, desu ne? She also put on some black, fingerless gloves, black skintight shorts that went down to her mid thigh, and a white belt-type thing with a skirt type thing on the back that went to about knee level. She also put on her black combat boot and her favorite silver heart-shaped necklace with a sea-green heart in the middle. This outfit wasn't ridiculous at all, and it made her look totes hawt.
The girl merrily skipped out the door of her bedroom and headed downstairs. She took the elevator, of course, because she is rich and has an elevator in her house.
"Good morning, miss," her butler, Chives, greeted her in his British accent when she got off the elevator on the first floor.
She didn't respond to him at all, though, since he's soooo below her. She walked out the front door and headed towards the road.
This tooooootalllllly sexy bitch's name was Jesyca Shouhu Erika Manuke, and she was the coolest person ever. School was canceled today because of a staph outbreak, so she was going to meet up with her two best friends at the park to hang out. If school was in today, she would've been wearing her school uniform, which is a Japanese school uniform just like Kairi's in KH2 because the author of this totally cool story is an uncreative dumbass.
She continued towards the park, singing the lyrics to "Easy Breezy" by Utada, which was one of her favorite songs. (A/N: J-pop is sooooooooooo cool! If you don't like it, then GTFO!)
"You're easy-breeeeeeeeeezy, and I'm Japanesey!" she merrily sang in her amazing singing voice. She had been offered a record deal once by a record executive who just so happened to be driving by one day who had heard her singing, but she had refused. She just didn't want the attention because she was so humble and noble and stuff.
After a few minutes, Jesyca arrived at the park. She saw her two bestest friends in the whole wide world, Marina Migurushi and Kareshi Kyosu. They were sitting in a gazebo. Jesyca approached them.
"Hey Jesyca!" ecstatically exclaimed Kareshi, who was super excited to see Jesyca, the coolest person EVAR! He was sixteen years old and had shaggy brown hair and piercing cyan blue eyes. He had an athletic build and tanned skin from playing sports ball and shooty hoops and stuff in the outside. He was wearing a tight black muscle shirt and baggy black pants with a red line up the side of each leg. He was also wearing black tennis shoes. He totally had a crush on Jesyca, but Jesyca only loved him like a brother.
"OMG Jesyca! You look super kawaii today!" exclaimed Marina. She was also sixteen, like Jesyca. She had dark, blue-greenish hair and eyes, She was wearing a black leather sleevelsss shirt, a scarf like Lea's in KH: BbS (but it was gray), ripped blue jeans, and black high-heeled boots. She wasn't as pretty or cool as Jesyca, and always wished she could be just like her.
"Hajimemashite!" Jesyca happily greeted her two friends. (A/N: Hajimemashite mean "hello" in Japanese!111!1! ^_^)
The three of them began to talk and laugh in the middle of the beautiful park, surrounded by the flowers, water, and chirping birds. Little did they know, however, that dark clouds were gathering on the horizon.
Ok, that was… interesting to write. I will likely not update this often, as the other two stories I have been working on (Lameos and Pokemon Delusional Version) are still on hiatus. The only reason I even had time to write this was because it's Fall break. This is going to be yet another of my Mary Sue parodies, this time, of course, grilling the Kingdom Hearts suethors. Jesyca, as you can tell by this chapter, is wapanese, and she will be blatantly misusing Japanese throughout this story. (For example, "hajimemashite" is used when introducing yourself to someone. She should've used "ohayou.") If anyone can spot some of the hidden commentary about the characters in here, you get a gold star. (Not really. But I doubt anyone finds it anyway.)