Morrowind: Anger Management, Chapter One
Once there was a khajiit who had a very bad anger management problem. His name was M'aiq and he lived in the small town of Seyda Neen. His problem started mostly with a wood elf named Fargoth. This wood elf was a very annoying little twerp, and he thought it was funny to anger M'aiq. One day however, he would regret this mistake. It was a very normal day for M'aiq, he got up and ate breakfast, and then he went to walk around town. His mood changed when Fargoth started a conversation with him however, eventually the elf got to be very annoying and M'aiq got an idea. This idea would cause him many problems later on; the idea was to see if a few days of horrible sickness would shut the bastard up. Later that night, in his house, M'aiq brewed a poison that would cause severe vomiting and mixed it with a flask of beer. In the morning when Fargoth came to annoy him, M'aiq offered him the beer. The idiot took it of course, and a few minutes later, he began vomiting. This led to immediate suspicions and M'aiq being arrested and interrogated by the town guards. During his questioning, M'aiq told the guardsmen why he poisoned the elf. They decided that his punishment should be to have to take anger management classes. Those classes would only make the problem worse. . . . . .