" The lil adventures of ghetto gurl"
by: Malibu's Most Wanted
Episode One
" Yo mamma can you give me a dollar?" - ghetto girl
" No, go to school and what happened to those twenty dollars I gave you yesterday?"-mamma
(ghetto gurl rollz eyes)
" umm..hum, now go on and get to your so called college prepatory school before you become homeless"-momma
" yes momma" - ghetto gurl
Ghetto gurl then hurries of to school and talks to her best friend sexual chocolate.
" Aighht, you know we gotz are religion test with Sr.Mary?" -gg
" Hell yeah, man why do we gatta be tested on our religion some of us aint even christian or catholic?" - sc
The Bell Rings
" Lets bounce " -gg
"aighht"sc
" Now hurry up ladies all together now let's recite the apostles creed" - sr.mary
" Whtever she's crazy she aint hip hop like me , ain't that right sexual choco?"-gg
" shhh..let me memorize"-sc
" ok ladies now put away those books and get ready to take the test"- sm
" Sr.mary may i please use the restroom?" gg
" Were about to take a test, um is this an emergancy?"-sr
"yeeah"-gg
"well hurry up and get back soon"sm
Ghetto girl then runs to the bathroom and starts fixing her hair.
"damn it not enough spray"gg
Ghetto gurl comes back
" omg excuse me what are you wearing that attire is not appropriate!"-sm
" I wear the same thing everyday"-gg
" Nope that's unexceptable you can't dress like one of those hip-hoppers, now go to the principals office"
Ghetto gurl is sent to the office and must go home and explain to her mom about the dress code but nobodys home her mom went to a bar and never showed up back at the house since 6 45 in da morning. So ghetto girl decides to take the ghetto bus to the ghetto avenues.
" what the hell are you doing back home? don't you know I got customers?"- momma
" Momma they said I dress to ghetto!" gg
" Aint that nice, just like her momma just ingore them and go to your room and later well go to macy's to get you more ghetto clothes bebe"-momma
" shut up momma now get back to your sexual buisness member i needs to get me that g-unit outfit and my baby phat shoes"-gg
" So thats like four plus 80 dollars and hour, so basically i needs to make some sexual favors for 10 men ok i'll get down on it"-momma
" Hurry up, I needs to look ghettolicious stop fucking around and start making money damn"- gg
" Damn, stupid cheap walgreens spray, I really needs dat dollar".