Okay, my absolute word of advice for you Ulqui fans! Go to Youtube and type in 'Ulquiorra English dub' and look for a video titled 'Bleach: Shattered Blade-English Dub Clips'. It will have several voice clips of Ulquiorra's English dub voice actor. HEAR HIM SAY 'TRASH' IN ENGLISH OMG I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN. lol, any way, go check it out, I personally like the way Steve Blum acts out Ulquiorra's voice. So go look for it afterwards. BUT DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW AFTER YOU READ MY FIC OR ELSE YAMMY WILL EAT YOUR FACE!!! XD
Disclaimer: God, I hate doing this! Its like Tite Kubo just wants to rub in the fact that we don't own Bleach…someday Kubo, someday…well, for today I'll just have to live with it, so I don't own Bleach. Or Microsoft. Or a sheep. Or a green rubber ducky. XD
Kendai sat at her desk, bored as hell. When would the teacher stop talking? And how long until they got out of school?
Just when she thought she was going to fall asleep, the final bell rang.
'Thank you thank you thank you! Finally!' the young brunette thought, and grabbed her stuff and walked over to Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, and Chad.
"You think that was the last of them?" Rukia said, looking grim
"I don't think so. There must be more of them." Ichigo said.
Kendai knew exactly what they were talking about. It was the arrancar from a few nights ago. She sighed.
"Is something wrong?" Orihime asked, looking at Kendai with concern. The others turned to her.
"Yeah. I had a vision last night…about the arrancar…and…" she trailed off
"And what?" Ichigo asked
"And…they'll be here in a few hours."
"WHAT?!?!?!" Rukia and Ichigo yelled, causing people to look at them weirdly.
"What do you-"
"I had a vision that they crashed in a park, and Orihime and Chad tried to stop them. But this big one…he defeated both of them, and was about to kill Orihime, but the you arrived, Ichigo. You saved her, but then froze up and the big arrancar started beating you up..."
"Wait, what do you mean by 'the big arrancar'? You make it sound like there were two."
"There were two." she said, and the others looked at each other.
"We have to prepare for the attack. These arrancar-look, instead of wasting our time here, we need to get ready." she said, and walked off.
"Wait! What do you mean!" Ichigo yelled
"Just meet me at the park!" she yelled back
Later, at the park…
"Damnit! Where are they! Those arrancar will be here anytime-" just as she said those words, a light came crashing down from the sky, and made a huge crater on impact.
The small Soul Reaper coughed, and blinked as the dust started to clear. She could make out two shapes. No doubt they were the arrancar from her vision.
She watched as they looked around, and got out of the crater. Good. They didn't know she was here, so she could use that to her advantage.
She started to form a plan, and then after a minute, she flash-stepped in front of the smaller arrancar.
She forced as much spiritual energy into her fist, and punched him in the stomach and sent him flying. Then, she flash-stepped again, next to him, and repeatedly punched him.
Then she used kido.
"Bakudo 84, white fire!" she yelled, and fired a blast of pure white fire at the arrancar, and then she drew out her zanpakuto, and without releasing it, she channeled almost all of her spiritual energy into the blade, and stabbed the arrancar in the stomach, and pushed it in farther, impaling him. She pushed him into the ground, and shoved her sword through him, and into the earth, trapping him there.
She panted slightly, and kneeled down next to the arrancar, who glared at her. He struggled, but to no avail. She had but a special binding spell on her sword. As long as it stayed there, he was helpless.
Kendai suddenly remembered the other arrancar. She turned around, just in time to see him towering over her, fist raised and-
He coughed up blood. He looked down and gasped when he saw a huge-oversized meat clever sprouting from his stomach. It tore through his flesh as it ripped its way up to his head, splitting him clean in half. He faded away like any other hollow, and there where he had been standing was the orange haired Soul Reaper, with an irritate look on his face.
"What the hell were you thinking!? Taking on these two alone! If I hadn't showed up, that brute would've smashed you into the ground."
"Aw, stop complaining. I'm the one who exhausted herself taking care of just one of these things." Kendai sighed, and motioned to the arrancar impaled on her sword.
"So…you caught one?" Ichigo asked, sounding unimpressed
"Yeah, I caught one! And it wasn't exactly easy either!" she snapped
"Soul Reaper trash." the arrancar said (u kno he'd say that, so predictable Ulqui)
The two Soul Reapers looked at him, a bit surprised by his random comment.
"Oh, so it can talk." Kendai said acting surprised "Can you tell us your name, freak? Or do you just want us to call you 'Hollow Scum'?"
"…" he didn't say anything, but stared at Ichigo.
At that moment, Rukia, Orihime, Chad, and Uryu came running up to them.
"Hey, Ichi-why does…why is there an arrancar pinned to the ground?" Rukia asked
"Oh, so there's more tras-" the arrancar never finished that sentence, because Kendai took off her sandal, then took off her sock, and stuffed it in his mouth.
"Put a sock in it emo boy." she growled, then turned to the others and grinned "Aren't I so punny!" she laughed.
The others sweat-dropped, except for Orihime who was laughing too.
"Well, it seems like you kids were able to handle this on your own." Urahara said, randomly appearing from nowhere.
"What?! When the hell did you get her-"
"Now Ichigo, I don't think that's what matters now. We have a guest now, don't we?" Urahara said, looking at the arrancar on the ground.
"Jinta, get the spirit chains." Urahara said, not taking his eyes off the arrancar
"Okay." Jinta grunted, and wrapped glowing blue chains around the arrancar
"Now Kendai," he said, turning to the girl "get your zanpakuto out of him, and then we'll go back to my store.".
Kendai nodded, got up, and grabbed her sword, not bothering to be gentle, and just ripped it out. (so mean, Ken-chan!)
Later, at Urahara's store…
"So, what are we gonna do with it?" Rukia asked, nodding towards the arrancar sitting against the wall.
"Rukia, the arrancar is not an it. His name is Emo Boy. EB for short." Kendai said, glancing at the arrancar herself
"Now Kendai, I'm sure he has an actual name." Urahara said, looking at the arrancar "Can you tell us your name?" he asked
Ulquiorra, who still had Kendai's sock in his mouth, couldn't even say 'trash', none the less tell them his name.
Kendai got up, walked over to him, and pulled her sock out of his mouth.
And the first thing he said was-
"Trash."
"Your name is trash? Well, I have to say, it certainly fits you." Kendai sneered
"My name is Ulquiorra." he growled at her. He had never been so angry in his entire existence as a hollow. He had always been able to control his temper, and what little, if any, emotions or feelings he had.
Yet this stupid little Soul Reaper had been able to anger him beyond his breaking point, in less than an hour.
"So, Ulquiorra, I assume you work for Aizen?" Urahara asked, peeking out from his fan
"I am Lord Aizen's loyal servant, and you are all trash whom shall fall to his almighty-" Ulquiorra never finished the sentence, because Kendai stuffed a sock in his mouth again, effectively silencing him.
"Well, does that answer your question?" Kendai asked as she looked at Urahara "Though the question is what do we do with him now?"
"…" everyone was silent, but then Urahara spoke up.
"We could keep him here as a prisoner or test subject. I need to know how far Aizen has gotten with the Hogyoku."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Wait…who's going to watch him?" Orihime asked
"…" again, everyone was silent
"What about you?" Ichigo asked Urahara
"I have a shop to run. And you?"
"Me and Rukia are always out killing hollows."
"Chad?"
"I'm………busy."
"Uryu?"
"What makes you think I would want to spend time with him? A disgusting hollow? I'd rather shoot myself." the Quincy snorted
"Orihime?"
"…I don't know…" she shrank back from the arrancar's glare
"*sigh* Kendai."
"WHAT?! You mean I have to watch the stupid hollow? Why do we even need to watch it?!" she growled
"Because, he might try and break free. It'd be almost impossible to re-capture him. It was just sheer luck that you were able pin him to the ground with your zanpakuto. The only thing that held him down was your binding spell." Urahara sighed
"So now I have to be his jailer?" she growled
"Just for this month. We'll make a rotation. A different person watches him each month, and at the end of the month, they switch." Urahara explained
"Okay, fine. I'll watch emo boy…." she sighed in defeat.
"Great." Urahara grinned, and snapped his fan shut "And just to be safe, you'll be taking off one week of school so you can watch him!"
"What?! I can't believe this…." she muttered.
Kendai's POV
I can't believe it! I got stuck with an emo hollow! Hollow scum! That's emo!
What am I gonna do? Watch him cut himself with a razor? Watch him write horrible poetry and emo songs?
Urahara is crazy if he thinks that I'm gonna watch that freak 24/7.
Besides, he insulted me! He called me trash!
…I should bring a spray bottle, newspaper, cherry and grape flavored socks, and a book to read.
Ulquiorra's POV
I can't believe I have to be stuck with that trashy Soul Reaper.
She was the one who caught me in the first place, though I can tell she's nothing but trash.
Stupid trashy girl took me by surprise…though how did she know where Yammy and I would be? She couldn't have sensed us that fast.
Maybe she was nearby…no, I would have sensed her presence as she approached us.
Yammy is dead and I'm a prisoner…Lord Aizen will be furious with me…stupid trashy Soul Reaper. I swear I'll wring her neck with my own two hands.
Well, that's it for chappy one! This fic, unlike Heaven and Hell, isn't AU, and it was written on Word. So don't forget to check the vid I told you about on Youtube, and remember to review!