A/N: Hello! :D writing fanfiction, what? This is my first fanfic so be kind to me.
A/N (3 years later lol): So I'm revisiting this cause I think it could be clique and cute and I am trash.
"Oh fuck this!" Karkat yelled angrily to the cold air, pushing his numb hands into the pockets of his thin jacket and with a huff started to walk away from the library, nopeing out of the situation completely.
Stupid Sollux, Karkat thought to himself looking down so as not to fall on his arse in the snow, even free coffee isn't worth waiting in the cold for that techhead to print off his computing work. Ironically Karkat could have goes into the library with Sollux and avoided this whole situation but when did Karkat ever do anything the easy way? So Karkat walked directly into someone because he was focusing so hard on how pissed he was at Sollux.
"Shit! Watch where you're going!" Karkat spat at the bony figure in from of him not looking to see who it is.
"Huh, oh, I think it was you who walked into me." The person laughed, taking Karkat's outburst in his stride. making Karkat glance up to see who this chirpy fucker is.
He was lanky and was sporting a mess of dark brown hair with a pair of I don't want to look like I'm trying hard but I totally am glasses. He was adorable.
"Karkat, I know John is a fucking loser, but seriously bro, staring is rude." An arrogant voice Karkat recognized interrupted him as he sized up the boy that had gotten in his way.
"Dave!" Karkat hissed upon seeing him. Karkat and Dave had grown rather close after they lived about three rooms from each other for the past year, even though Dave was doing media for his degree and Karkat Theatre Studies.
He was wearing his usual shades, a red hoodie with a cog on the front, a long red woolen scarf that covered his neck and chin, one that Karkat very much suspected his bro knitted for him. He's had the whole room to himself whereas Karkat had to room with Sollux after being moved last year from rooming with Gamzee.
Sollux! Karkat remembered where he had left him. It was a good excuse to run off, maybe I can still get a coffee out of him.
"Hello?" Dave waved a hand in front of Karkat's face with an eyebrow peeking above his sunglasses.
"Het listen I-" he set his mastermind plan to get out having to have this conversation in motion.
"So this is John and he is- where the hell are you going?" Dave said passively as Karkat start walking away from the pair quickly, not looking at John.
"Gotta go get Sollux!" Karkat shouted over his shoulder practically running. "JOHN." Karkat muttered to himself trying out the boy's name, I don't like him, Karkat decided.
"KK?" A lispy voice drag Karkat's gaze from the ground again.
The brown haired boy had a about 50 pages freshly printed off pages in his hand and a snugly fitting black coat, black and white checkered skinny jeans and one white van and one black on his feet. God fucking knows how he pulls it off.
"Hey Sollux." Karkat sighed, suddenly very tired. "Can you get me that coffee now?"
"ehehehe, yeah I'll get one too" he says with a large smile plastered across his face, walking over to meet Karkat.
"What is with that fucking grin?" you ask already annoyed by it. "And why the fuck did it take you so long?"
"I ran in to AA." Sollux said and had that look that Karkat knew all too well, the look that said he was about to go into a long story about his overly complicated love life.
"Oh fuck me! I suddenly don't care." you groan, making Sollux's grin falter.
"You can be a right arthe thometimeth you know..." he said back to his normal grumpy self.
They walked the rest of the way to the dirt cheap coffee shop in silence, the odd break in the silence for Sollux to mock Karkat. He didn't bring up the encounter despite it playing on his mind. As the pair walked in they got pushed out of the way by a snooty dark brunette storming her way out.
"Watch it Karkat!" Vriska spat obviously in a bad mood.
Karkat went angrily to shout at Vriska but was interrupted by an ear-splitting cackle from behind you.
"H3H3H3!" making him turn to see four girls crowded round a small 2 person table. So Karkat being Karkat started to head to the table on the opposite side of the coffee shop.
"K4RKL3S!" Karkat heard a shout from exactly the table he was avoiding.
He sigh and walk back over to the table with the ginger, blonde and two brunettes.
"There is no room." He said quickly before anyone else could utter a word.
"Oh, We Can Move Table." Kanaya said in a tone that told you she thought she was being helpful. She was sat close to Rose and the seat that had been recently vacated.
"Fine. Whatever." Karka said with defeat, only now realising he didn' know the girl sat between Rose and Terezi. 'Who's that?
"K4RK4T! DON'T B3 SO RUD3 TO J4D3!" Terezi mocked.
"Jade?" Karkat muttered to himself and got a little wave from her. She looks like John! Well, a female version of John. Karkat thought before he could stop himself. You literally just met John calm the fuck down, he warned himself. But she does resemble him, and they were cute.
I mean what...
i'm straight...
Next time on a badly put together AU: Karakat can't sleep, John talks to Kar, Kar needs to chill. And everyone is just super straight.