A/N: I need to stop writing new stories. But these chaps are short. Help me, I have obsessive compulsive writing disorder! T-T

Disclaimer: I do not own GX. I also owe partial credit to Angel Duelist 153 for helping me draw the comic this was based off of.

Chapter 1: Plan A

Chazz peered around the corner at Alexis, smirking. He had worked so hard to get her before, but never like this. Oh, this time was different. This time, he'd get her for sure, thanks to the brilliance his mind had concocted.

"Time to put Plan A into effect!" he laughed softly to himself.

He watched until he saw Bastion start to walk by. Creeping around the corner, he purposely crashed into him. Their books went flying everywhere.

"BASTION! Watch where you're going!" Chazz snapped in his most deep, manly, bellowing voice. Or at least he hoped it was.

"Why, hello there, old chap." Bastion said good naturedly as he picked up their things, "how are you on this fine morning?"

Chazz leaned against the wall and glanced over at Alexis. She was looking their way, one of her eyebrows arched in suspicious disgust. He paid no heed to it.

"So, Bastion…I heard some rumors about you."

"What sort of rumors?"

"Well, Atticus and I were talking, and the subject of homosexuality just happened to come up. That's when he told me he saw you and Jaden walking together, and you had an arm around him. Tell me, Bastion, are you gay?"

"What?" Bastion looked startled. "Why would you think that? It's simply a friendly gesture that--"

"You're not answering my question," Chazz smirked, "because if you are gay…"

Here, he paused dramatically and took Bastion's hand in his own, "Then I'd like to say that I want to be your boyfriend. Bastion, I realized I was gay. I want to date you. I love you."

Bastion's eyes widened. "Really, Chazz?"

He nodded, "Really, Bastion."

"What about Alexis?"

"She doesn't matter. All that matters is the deep love we share."

"Oh, Chazz! I'm so glad we talked! I AM gay and I DO love you, too!"

"What?!" Chazz's jaw dropped. Glancing over at Alexis, he saw she wasn't as frantic as he'd imagined she would be either. "Wait, this isn't supposed to--"

"Chazz, do you like science? We can study science together! We can MAKE science!"

Chazz grimaced. "Actually…"

Alexis stood up, throwing her book down in disgust. "Ugh. He's gay. Now I'm really glad I rejected him!"

"AAAAA!!!" Chazz tried to protest as she walked past him.

"Oh, Chazz…" Bastion grabbed his hand and looked at him with starry eyes, blushing.

"Nevermind, Bastion, I just realized I like girls."

Chazz grimaced and tore away, leaving Bastion standing confused as he rushed out the door.

A/N: I know it's short compared to my usual stuff. But it has to be. There are 26 plans, one for each letter of the alphabet. I'll continue it later. XD