Yay! I guess you could qualify this as a oneshot. . .

Anyway, this came to me when we were learning about the periodic table and our teacher pointed it out as "that element dangling off the Periodic Table."

Hope you enjoy!

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Yukari's science lesson

Miss Yukari walked into the class, thirty minutes late. She slammed the door. "OKAY!" She shouted, dropping her books on her desk. "I don't feel like teaching English anymore, so I'm going to teach science today. Anyone who has a problem with that can just tell it to my PMS!" Yukari said as she opened a borrowed science book. "Let's learn about the Periodic Table!!" She exclaimed.

Yukari looked at the Periodic Table. "Okay. Let's talk about this table. This table is no ordinary table. It's an amazing organizer of the elements!! It was founded by. . . Mend- Mendle-" She paused for a minute as she attempted to sound out 'Mendeleev.'

"The Periodic table was founded by some dead guy who never combed his hair!" She exclaimed loudly. "He decided that his life would be so much easier if he created a table that would be used for the next thousand years. Now, let's look at the elements!" Yukari turned a few pages. "Now, who can tell me what element Ne is?"

Chiyo-chan, as well as many other students, raised their hands. Yukari picked Tomo, who almost never raised her hand for anything.

"It's Neon!" Tomo said proudly.

Yukari let out a smug laugh. "You're wrong, you silly girl! Ne means. . ." She looked in the book. The smug look on her face disappeared. "You're right." She said lamely.

Her look of excitement that clearly said, "I can teach science and you'll all learn something from me!" returned. "Who wants to share their favoite metal?"

Everyone had an anime sweat drop now. They all exchanged glances before Kagura said, "My favorite metal would be Gallium."

Miss Yukari laughed. "Such a simple answer to a complicated question! Ah ha ha ha!"

"What's so complicated about that question?" Everyone asked themselves.

Tomo, sitting in the back, raised her hand. She said, "Hey, what element is Uub? I've never seen that one before."

Miss Yukari laughed. "You don't know what Uub is? Everyone knows what Uub is!" She laughed as she said this. Everyone had an anime sweat drop forming at the back of their heads by the time she had finally settled down.

Tomo continued once Yukari had quieted down. "So what is Uub?"

Yukari-sensei's grin turned into a frown. "Who cares?" She asked, with a false-cheery voice. "I mean, Uub is just a dumb element! Who wants to know what Uub is? Uub is just the dangling phallus of the Periodic Table!! Uub should be cut off! The Periodic Table deserves pain and suffering for showing us what Uub is!"

"Sensei?" Chiyo asked timidly. "Um, Uub is the element of Ununbium. It's a synthetic radioactive metal."

"JUST SHUDDUP!" Yukari yelled. "I'M JUST AN ENGLISH TEACHER! Now then, who can tell me what a preposition is?"

Everyone had a huge anime sweat drop by the end of class.

Did you like it? I might write more like this.

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EDIT: I made it longer. I may make it even longer, if anyone asks.