A/N - Ok so here is one for all of you Karaoke lovers. I changed it because people were noticing my switching-of-the-POV-halfway-through-the-storyness. Hope you like!
Bella's POV
So there I was watching the season premier of Heroes (long-live Peter Pettrelli!!!), when Alice bounces in with a Karaoke machine and gasp makes me miss the ending by jumping in front of The Shiny Box Of Bliss!
I got on my knees, shook my fists at the heavens and screamed, "WHY?!?!?" as loud as I could. Alice just look at me as if all of my sanity had flown out of the window and finally asked, "Ya done?"
I composed myself and sat on the couch and asked Alice in a strangled voice, "Yes? Why have you disturbed me from my fave show Alice?" Alice just jumped up and down laughing and giggled out "ifoundakaraokemachineandiwaswonderinghowyourevoicesoundedsoikindainvitedeveryoneweknowtoaparty!!!" I blikned rapidly and asked her to repeat the sentance slower and when she did I passed out.
I came to with my Edwards lips pressed against mine. When he saw my eyes flutter open he pulled away and muttered something about CPR before setting me in his lap.
"So let me get this striaght Alice. You Invited EVERYONE we KNOW to a KARAOKE PARTY?" I asked, outraged.
"Yep! Isnt It great?" She hopped up and down several more times and Edward joined her. They seemed to realize I hadnt joined them after a few minutes. "What's wrong?" asked Edward. "Don't you adore karaoke Bella?" He batted his eyelashes at me,which would have been disturbing if anyone but him had done it. When Edward did it, my heart skipped a beat.
"Edward, I dispise Karaoke! It is the most horrible game ever!" Emmett appeared, and had apparently over heard the conversation. He glared at me. "I suppose you don't like apple pie, or puppies, or your mama!" Emmett spat at me with disgust. He then pursed his lips, snapped his fingers in a Z-formation, and said, "Un-A-merican!"
Edward looked at me as though he agreed with Emmett, but instead he said, "Bella what have you against Karaoke? It is the cornacopia of all that is good in life!" I flung myself onto the couch dramaticly burring my face into the crook of my arm, and sobbed. "Edward the t-truth is, I c-can't... sing. There. N-now you know. I'm a m-monster!" Edward came over to comfert me.
"There, there. It can't be that bad. We'll save you for the Last act ok?" There was no way I could dissagree with Edward. "Ok" I sniffed.
Then the doorbell rang.
A/N - What will happen? Will Bella sing? Does she really suck? Did Peter Petrelli blow up? Sorry it's so short! There is more to come! Review and find out! I need 10 reviews before I post next chapter!