Hello, My name is Ruby! I'm 15 years old and my father spoils me and my sister very much! He loves us with all his heart and is very patient with us, even when things...Explode...*Explosion*

'oh! What was that!?" I saw Nora and Mary coughing and looking black, 'Are you two okay!? What happened!?" I asked. 'Uh...Let's just say that the oven is not exactly our Friend this morning..!" My big sister Mary said. She giggled nervously. And cute little Nora just giggled and smiled her teeth revealing smile. I sighed, smiled, and softly laughed. 'I appreciate you and cute little Nadene, (Nora's cute little dragon) trying to make marshmallow pancakes..." 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALLIE!" I hear a voice say. 'What the!?" I asked. I saw Amber chasing Allie with a angry expression on her face. 'Hide me!" Allie said in a childish voice. 'A-Allie! What did you do now!?" I asked. 'I may have spilt some Goo on Amber's Princess Knighthood Chronicles..." Allie said looking for Amber with Paranoia. 'What!?" I asked. 'was it the new Edition!?" I asked. 'Y...Yep..." Allie said. 'Oh, Allie!" I said. Amber lunged to choke Allie. 'Woah!" I said activating my secret power. 'What the...?" Amber asked. Their was a Blue shield the size of myself Infront of me and Allie. I relinquished the sheild, 'Amber, before you kill Allie, can you please tell me why, this new edition is so important!?" I asked. 'There won't be anymore coming out for many Fortnights!" Amber said. 'Amber, they're flying off the shelves in the shop like crazy!" I said pointing to feminine villagers and peasants screaming and going nuts in the shop. We could all see the Chaos through the Window of our home. 'SEE YOU POOR, UNFORTUNATE SOULS AFTER I'M DONE READING MY CHRONICLES!" Amber said running so fast that all was left was her chalk outline. 'I'm coming Delilah!" Amber said. 'Woah, Phew! I guess that solves that problem!" I said. So you've seen Mary, Nora, Allie, and Amber! So! Who's next!? 'Mel you are delusional!" I heard a voice say. It was my dear Sister Valery. 'Aw C'mon Val! It wasn't that bad!" Melody said. 'They threw tomatoes and Pies at us Mel! Tomatoes and Pies!" Valery said waving her hands in frustration. 'Valery!? Melody!?" I asked. I ran to them. 'Are you guys okay!? What happened!?" I asked. 'Some Imbeciles, threw tomatoes at us because little miss sunshine here wanted me to sing! While acting like a fairy!" Valery said. 'Some cursed..." Melody said. 'I said, Language!" Valery said. My sister Valery isn't really for cursing, she doesn't like it when people curse, 'Oh! How awful!" I said. 'Only thing that was awful was my voice," Valery said scoffing and rolling her eyes. 'Oh Val! You sang!...beautifully!" Melody said laughing nervously. 'Do you need to go to the special Doctor!? I sounded like a dying Parakeet!" Valery said. 'Oh Val..." Melody said.
'*Giggles* I'll teach you how to sing Val!" I said. 'Ruby, you are hallucinating If you think this voice is capable of singing, okay!?" Valery said. 'Oh Val! It's okay to try!" I said. 'Okay...but if I make one if you all deaf don't put the blame on me!" Valery said picking up the bottom part of her dress. 'I'll go with Val! To make sure she doesn't kill anybody..." Melody said. Ok...so anyway, I guess all that's left is Alice, Malice, the twins, and Mary, Audrey and Chloe! The triplets! 'Weeee!" I heard little voices say. They were riding in on their pillow, 'Alice! Malice!" I said panicking. You'll run Into the breakfast!-...Table..." I said. Alice and Malice were covered with food but laughing their little butts off, I went to clean the food off of them! 'Ooh!" Someone had bumped into me,' Squirrel Problem, my darling daughter?" I heard a voice say, I smiled and glance and saw my Adoptive Father. His name was Derrick. 'Hi Father," I said with joy. 'Hello Ruby, being Mother Goose as always?" He asked playfully ruffling my hair.'Father! Cease and desist! Cease and desist, father! Cease and desist!" I said giggling. 'Okay, whatever you say my dear," Father said. I giggled. And finally the triplets, Mary, Audrey and Chloe! came out but not in the manor I...Expected... They were wearing shoes with tiny wheels attached to them and they were tied together. 'I call these! Roller Shoes!" They all said. They were getting awfully close to me! 'Aaaahhhhhhh!" I said. They ran into me and I fell holding the three girls into my arms with swirly eyes. 'I call this, a disaster..." He said. They all looked at him with discouraged faces. 'A disaster of my 12 greatest reasons for living!" He said. 'Aww! Daddy! We love you too!" We all said as we clobbered to hug him! We all laughed as he chuckled he loved his semi-destructive daughters, and that was never going to change!