Fague is a story about love, peace and happiness!
(Not!) It's a CrackFic. Haha. OK! ON TO THE CrackFiction!
This is what happens when I eat TONS of frozen candy from Halloween. HOOZAH!
Kagome walked down the path through the forest and met up with Kikio. Kagome had been in her own time for a month now, and Inuyasha had gone off two months ago on his own. She wasn't surprised to hear he wasn't back yet.
Kikio, immediately upon seeing Kagome, made sweet love to the younger priestess's face. The undead chick lit a cigarette in satisfaction.
"Sesshoumaru!" Kikio exclaimed. She pointed the Demon Lord out through the forest. He was walking towards them, holding onto Inuyasha's hand.
"O mi gawd! Are you playing butt-darts with Sesshy, Inuyasha? That's lyke… so hawt!" Kagome said, stupidly. She was such a whore.
"Shut up, you stupid faggot-monger!" Sesshoumaru glared at the woman, petting his fluff with his free hand.
"Beware!" Kagome flung a bunch or jewel shards at the Demon. He poked her with a stick named Tenseiga. She bit him. He ate her hand. She bled alot and puked on his fluffy.
Sesshoumaru killed her and Kikio immediately. No-one puked on his fluffy. He cried as he saw the stains weren't coming out.
Inuyasha then bought Sesshoumaru a new fluffy.
And Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha lived happily ever after, Inuyasha taking all of Sesshoumaru's bum-love for all eternity.
Hoozah. I kind of win. WOOT