Naruto: Anko Mitarashi presents…

Naruto: The Life

Chapter 1:

"Rise and Shine, Sleeping Beauty"

This story is basically focused on Orochimaru, Kabuto and Anko and what we don't see them do in Naruto.

This is one of my first fanfics, so please R & R!

It's 5:00 in the morning and strangely enough, a lot of stuff is going on.

A few birds chirp outside, a dog barks at a passing car, a few kids walk to school, adults go to work, cars pull out of driveways, ants carry leaves to anthills, people scoop up dog poop and people wake up.

All except one.

A guy with long, black hair coats his pillow with drool.

His alarm clock twitches, and then starts ringing madly.

Orochimaru, oblivious of the fact that his alarm clock is ringing, just rolls over and falls off his bed.

But he doesn't complain.

Instead, he just crawls back into his bed and goes back to sleep.

Then, his door opens.

"Good morning!!!" Kabuto sings happily (to Orochimaru it sounds like poisoned honey).

Kabuto goes up to Orochimaru's window and pulls open the curtains.

Orochimaru covers his blankets over his head.

Kabuto tried again.

"Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!"

"Go away," mumbled Orochimaru.

"C'mon, you have a big day ahead of you!" Kabuto said as he pulled the covers off the bed to reveal Orochimaru curled up in a ball.

"Noooo…"

Orochimaru was being dragged by his hair down the stairs leading into the kitchen.

"C'mon, I made you breakfast today!" Kabuto said as he dropped Orochimaru into a chair.

Kabuto pushed a plate of eggs and bacon crudely arranged to form a smile.

Orochimaru looked at it for a few minutes.

Kabuto took a fork and force-fed him.

"You have a big day…" he said as he spooned a large amount of eggs into Orochimaru's mouth.

Then, outside the window, a kid from the nearby school looked into the kitchen.

"Mister, they say that the kids in the school have gone wild!"

Orochimaru didn't listen.

Kabuto put on a face. "Whatddya' mean all the students have gone wild?"

Orochimaru's eyes widened. "What?!" he exclaimed.

The door burst open and Orochimaru hopped out, struggling with his boot.

"Hurry!" Kabuto said as he watched the poor guy topple over.

"Just help me!" hissed Orochimaru, who was lying flat on the ground.

"Sure, sure. And don't you slap me your tongue no more."

Orochimaru growled.