I own nothing. This is just a little oneshot that I wrote a few months ago and found in my drawer. Enjoy!

"Ug," Pollux complained, "Where are the Stolls?"

They had been waiting to start the counsil meeting for twenty minutes, but so far, the Stolls had not shown up.

Annabeth shook her head. "No idea. Probably doing something stup-"

"OMG!" Someone yelled.

Travis Stoll entered...wearing a bright pink tank top and short denim skirt. He had huge boobs, that were obviously fake. Everyone's jaw dropped at the sight of him.

Travis struck a pose. "When I walk in the spot, this is what I see! Everybody stops and they staring at me! I got passion in my pants and I ain't afriad to show it! I`m sexy and I know it!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

Piper finally stopped to breathe and said, "Travis, were is your brother?"

Travis knit his eyebrows and scowled, "My name is Tracy! And I don't have a brother. But I do have a sister. Her name is-"

"Connie!" Connor walked in wearing a white beach shirt that showed his bellybutton and booty shorts. He too, was sporting boobs.

Everyone burst into another fit of laughter. Chiron shook his head, smiling. Even Annabeth, who'd barely smiled since Percy disapeared, was laughing.

To match his brother's show, Connor dropped something on the floor and placed a finger on his lips.
"Oopsies! I dropped my keys!" Then he bent over to get them, his legs stiff as a board and showing half his butt, which happened to be right in Jason's face.

"Oh, gods." Jason muttered, looking away.

When Connor stood up, Travis giggled girlishly.

"I'm gonna sing a song!" He anounced.

"Oh, please don't!" Katie called, but Travis had already gotten onto the table. Connor followed, giggling.

"I come home in the morning light

My mother says when are you gonna live your life right?

Oh, Mama dear, we're not the fortunate ones,

And girls, they wanna have fun!

Oh, girls just wanna have fun!"

Travis sang loudly in a falsetto. Connor began a solo.

"The phone rings in the middle of the night,

My father yells
Watcha gonna do with your life?

Oh, Daddy dear, you know your still number one,

but girls they wanna have fun!

Oh-"

Connor stopped, because then an orange popped out of his shirt.

"Crud! My boob fell off!"

Leo was probably ready to set fire to himself, Jason looked ready to pee his pants, Will's guitar had fallen on the floor. Piper was holding onto Annabeth to keep from falling out of her chair, but Annabeth had to grab the table to control herself. Pollux was laughing like the drunk that he was. Even Katie Gardener bellowed with laughter. The Stolls should be locked in a rubber room.

And at that moment, Chiron made a note to call a mental hospital as soon as the counsil meeting ended.