Sammy the Impala!

By No1butjoe

Disclaimer - I don't own Supernatural or any related characters.

Note: This idea was given to me by a good friend.

Summary: Sam's been turned, once again, into the Impala.

It wasn't fair. It just wasn't fair. Dean's laughter really wasn't helping matters either. Sure, they'd encountered this with the Trickster, but not to this extent. Sam sighs through the radio static as his brother continues laughing in the front seat.

"Dean, this really isn't that funny."

Dean's laughter subsides a little.

"Dude, it really is. I mean, come on, you're like KITT from Knight Rider and, wait, that makes me Michael Knight, doesn't it?"

"Come on, this isn't the time for jokes, Dean! We have to find a way to change me back!"

Dean's laughter dies completely, but the grin is still on his face as he pats the dashboard.

"Yeah, you know we will, Sammy, but, man, the things we could do! Hey, you know what? I should put you up for sale, earn a little cash!"

"Dean!"

"No, no, think about it. The sucker takes you home, then, when he or she's asleep, you drive back to me and we repeat the process all over again. Dude, it's genius!"

Only static reaches his ears and he frowns.

"We could pull it off!" he insists.

"No."

It's just one word, but it holds so much meaning that he backs down. Shrugging his shoulders, Dean starts the car and puts it in drive, only to have the steering wheel and gas pedal start moving of their own free will.

"Sam, knock it off, I'm driving."

The radio crackles to life and his younger brother's voice comes through, clearly agitated.

"Forget it, Dean. I'm the car, I'm driving. Deal with it."

Dean rolls his eyes, reaching for the radio and turning the dial, only to have it turn back on him.

"Sam, what the hell?"

"Your rule, Dean. Driver picks the music and, oh, would you look at that? You're not driving. So shut your cakehole."

Breathing a sigh of frustration, Dean sits back in the seat, just as the radio tunes in to a country station.

"At least the witch got it right and turned you into my baby because you are SUCH a girl!"