Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Warning: This is a Mary sue bashing. If you are offend by that by all means read it. Maybe you'll come to realize how sad and pathetic you are to be writing and posting your personal day dreams.
Death of Mary Sue
Like OMG my name is Matsuki! (My real is Sarah and I'm 12. With little to no social life out side of talking to people online, I haven't seen sunlight in three months.)
I'm 16 and was a normal high school student in Japan till three days ago when I woke up and realized had cat ears and a tail! Now I'm a demon! Kurama is my new BF! We just met yesterday but he all ready loves me more than anyone!
Runs over to a confused and scared looking Kurama and hugs him.
"Umm do I know you?" Insane fan girl hugs poor scared fox tighter.
"I'm the love of your life silly! My heart is valuable thing you've ever stolen!" Kurama pulls out crowbar and removes 'Matsuki' from his side. Once free he proceeds to run for his life.
"Come back my love!" Our not so loveable heroin chases after him. "I'm a neko demon. We're meant to love each for the rest of our lives!" Kurama can't help but notice she has to hold her 'ears' down as she runs to keep them from follow off.
"Why are you running from a human?" Hiei, seeing Kurama running like a mad man thought it would be fun to see what had pushed the fox to this extreme.
"She's nuts she thinks she's a demon and that I'm in love with her." Hiei stops dead. Kurama hesitates but stops as well, keeping Hiei between the advancing girl and himself.
"Oh it's Hiei! Kurama doesn't know it but Hiei is madly in love with me and I'm very attracted to him but I love Kurama!" Hiei and Kurama exchange confused looks.
"Who the hell is she talking to?" The fire demon just shakes his head at fox's question.
"I'm sick of this." As the fan girl tries to run past Hiei to once again molest the poor fox a katana slices her in two.
"Hiei was that really necessary? Couldn't you just erase her mind or something?" He looked thoughtful for a moment before answering.
"Should we put her head on a pike to warn others?"
All I wanted was to read a decent Yu Yu fic. Half the story summaries were for Mary Sues. It was write this or blow my brains out and my brains are more valuable than some 12 year old shut ins feelings. And just because I'm feeling extra spiteful tonight you just lost the game. Mawhahahahaha!