A/N: Okay so after you read this, you'll probably think "What the heck did I just read?". Well, you have read what is the mixture of pure exaustation and randomness combined into the perfect description of crazy. So yeah, when I wrote this, I thought: "What the heck did I just write?" so it's all okay. Most of this was suggested by my friend, Octavia. So, enjoy!
Tony Stark sat down after a long day of hard work. Being Iron Man wasn't easy. He sat back and watched the television in front of him until he heard a rustling coming from the closet. Cautiously, he got up and stalked his way towards the door and gently pulled it open. A soon as it was open an inch wide, numerous giant spoons poured out of the closet. "What the heck?" Tony screeched as he looked around at his flooded living room, almost filled completely with the spoons.
Two golden horns appeared from the pile of spoons and Tony watched as Loki pulled himself from the pile and stood on top of it. He turned his attention to Stark. "I'm terribly sorry, but I had to find somewhere to hide my spoons and this was the ideal place." he said with sympathy in his eyes. Loki walked across the spoons to one of the windows. After breaking it, he turned around and walked into the elevator. The elevator doors slid shut and Loki was gone.
Tony, still trapped beneath the spoons, looked around the room, wondering where he would put the spoons, when all of a sudden he heard a loud crack of thunder. "Great." he groaned. All of the windows in the apartment shattered as a figure draped in a red cape crashed into the room. Thor lifted his head up to look at Stark. "Man of Iron, I need your help! Loki has stolen all of Asgard's spoons and won't return them. I need you to find them. I'll go find Loki." Thor boomed. In Thor's rush, he didn't notice the apartment being flooded by the giant spoons he was looking for.
Thor looked at the spoons. "Good Stark, you have found Asgard's spoons. We are eternally in your favor." Thor shouted with a grin. He gathered up all of the spoons into one pile and they all disappeared at once. Thor twirled his hammer and flew off into the night sky. Tony groaned again. "What next?" he asked himself. At that moment, Bruce Banner burst into the apartment and looked around wildly. "Thor told me to run as quick as I can over here to give you something!" Banner panted. He held up one of the giant spoons, this one made entirely out of gold. Tony justed groaned and walked to his bedroom. "I give up!"