Sailor Moon FanFic Episode 7
Matt's Surprise Attack
EXTR: Windmill Amusement Park
Stark
Why are you so upset?
Tsuyoshi
Because you basically had us waste our time.
Stark
You could've left.
Tsuyoshi
Why would I do that? It was just a backpack.
Stark
I didn't want to carry it.
Luna
Can you two please stop it already, you've been at it the whole ride here.
Tsuyoshi
Well maybe if you tell him to stop being so lazy we could all get along.
Syrus
Guys what about the mission?
Stark
I was forced to come here. I could be studying instead of looking for magic stick.-
Luna
It's more than that! What we are looking for is the princess' scepter, which can give us a clue to where she might be.
Tsuyoshi
All at the expense of my bank account. Why couldn't we just sneak it?
Stark
You know you complain a lot?
Tsuyoshi
Can I hit him, please?
Stark
Ah senpai, don't be so rough!
Tsuyoshi
Wait, what?
Stark
Not in public. Not in public I don't want people to see.
Syrus
(Giggles). Tsuyoshi, you perv!
Tsuyoshi
Oh, I'm gonna kill you!
Security Guard
What seems to be the problem here?
Tsuyoshi
Oh, I see how it is. You two are in this together.
Syrus
What are you talking about?
Tsuyoshi
(Fake crying). You left me for him? Really?
Stark
Tsuyoshi-
Tsuyoshi
No! Friends my ass, how could I be so stupid.
Stark
Yea, we're gonna need a minute.
Syrus
Don't worry, they do this all the time.
Security Guard
Ah, I see. Wll just tell them to keep it down-
Tsuyoshi
No you don't text me anymore! ss!
Security Guard
Good luck.
(Security Guard exits. Tsuyoshi's fake crying can still be heard.)
Luna
Ok, it's over now. You can stop being so dramatic!
Tsuyoshi
I get paid to be dramatic!
Luna
Anyway, it's time to look for the septor. Now I've given you all descriptions and Stark should have a diagram on his PDA of-
Stark
There it is.
Luna
Really?
Syrus
Yup. That's definitely it.
Luna
It can't be.
Tsuyoshi
We're looking right at it.
Syrus
I'll go get.
Tsuyoshi
Go for it bruh!
Stark
Now we can get this day over with.
END SCENE
SCENE TWO
INTR: Villain's Lair.
Naja
So you ran away?
Ragna
I was outnumbered.
Naja
It was two of them. You basically took care of the of the zappy one.
Ragna
I'm handling it!
Naja
Just like how Sailor Moon handled your shoulder? OHHHHHHHHHH!
Ragna
Seriously Naja?
Naja
Look we both know you weren't cut out for this. Why don't you just relax and let me take care of it?-
Ragna
There's nothing to take care of!
Naja
Sheesh compensate much. Well take this, it should help.
(Naja hands Ragna a pair of serpent themed gloves.)
Ragna
Finally some assistance. Thanks bro!
(Ragna vanishes).
END SCENE
SCENE THREE
EXTR: Windmill Amusement Park
Tsuyoshi
Oh my God, how long does it take to steal something?
Stark
He's coming back.
Syrus
He said no.
Tsuyoshi
Who?
Syrus
The guy with the scepter, he told me no.
Tsuyoshi
And you didn't steal it?
Syrus
He was with his girl man you can't do that.
Tsuyoshi
Good point. Stark, your turn.
Stark
I'm not in this.
Tsuyoshi
So why did you come?
Stark
To help you find it and I did.
Tsuyoshi
You're a lot of help. Ok, Luna. (Tsuyoshi picks up Luna and throws her.)
Luna
(Screeches).
Kiki
Oh my God, it's a cat.
Matt
Where did it come from?
Tsuyoshi
Luna?! Luna?! (Tsuyoshi runs towards Matt and Kiki.)
There you are, you had me worried.
(Luna claws Tsuyoshi's face.)
It burns us! Why would you do that?
Kiki
Uh, are you ok?
Tsuyoshi
I'm alright, thanks for finding my cat. I've been looking for her for a minute.
Matt
She kind of just fell from the sky.
Tsuyoshi
I thought I told that dumb b!tch not to bring her on a helicopter ride! Who does this?
Kiki
He's funny.
Matt
Eh. We'll we've gotta get going.
KiKi
See you around.
Tsuyoshi
Bye! "Oh, wait the scepter!" Damn.
(Tsuyoshi walks over to the group, defeated.)
Stark
Well that worked out well-
Tsuyoshi
Shut, the f!ck up!
Syrus
Guys this is serious. We need to get that scepter or everyone's lives could be in danger.
Luna
Syrus is right, if our enemy gets their hand on it you can forget about finding the princess.
END SCENE
SCENE FOUR
Matt
I love you schnookums.
KiKi
I love you too pooh bear. I can't wait to post what you got for me. It looks just like the one in Sailor V's game.
Matt
It was tough to grab, but you know I'd do anything for you.
KiKi
Oh well aren't we the charmer this week.
Matt
More like always.
(Kisses KiKi on the cheek.)
Tsuyoshi
Ok, so how are we gonna break up this couple?
Syrus
Is this ok? I mean he did get it for as a gift.
Tsuyoshi
I don't wanna hear that hopeless romantic sh!t ok.
Stark
You also don't wanna hear anything logical.
Tsuyoshi
Why are you here?! Luna, get your mans.
Syrus
I'm sure you wouldn't like it if you got robbed of a gift for your girlfriend.
Tsuyoshi
We're trying to save the world here, sir! SIR!
Matt
Do you need something?
Tsuyoshi
Hey again.
(Waves awkwardly).
KiKi
Oh it's the funny one. Also that guy who wanted my scepter.
Syrus
Wassup!
Stark
My friend has a question for you.
Syrus
Stark!
Stark
Well we're trying to get this over with.
Matt
You can't have it.
Tsuyoshi
Oh, come on. You guys literally took the last one. I'll do ANYTHING. ANYTHING!
KiKi
God, he's desperate.
Matt
Too bad. He should've gotten here sooner.
KiKi
Well you don't have to be rude about it Matt.
Syrus
You don't understand what you're holding.
Tsuyoshi
Syrus!
Syrus
That septor belongs to-
Ragna
Queen Berryl of the Negaverse.
Syrus
What he said. Wait.
Ragna
I'll be taking that thanks.
Syrus
Stay away from him.
(Syrus charges towards Ragna only to get smacked around by his satchel.)
Stark
That looked like it hurt.
Tsuyoshi
We gotta transform let's go.
(Tsuyoshi and Stark run away.)
Matt
KiKi, get back!
Ragna
She's not going anywhere with the scepter. Now out of my way.
(Ragna tries to smack Matt with his satchel, but Matt blocks it with a ferociousness growing in his eyes. Matt then attempts to land a jab, cross, and rear push kick, but Ragna teleports away before the hits land.)
Matt
I don't know who you are, but nobody touches KiKi.
KiKi
My hero!
Matt
Just wait until we get home.
KiKi
Let's Netflix and Chill.
Matt
I can't believe you said that out loud.
KiKi
What? It's not a bad thing.
Matt
You basically said we're going to go f!ck in front of creep.
Kiki
Pretty sure that's not what it means.
Ragna
I'm not a creeper.
(Ragna smacks Matt with his satchel into a bench.)
KiKi
Matt!
Ragna
Now, give me the scepter of you "hero" dies.
(KiKi trembles.)
Hurry up now!
(Sailor Moon tries to bash Ragna with the Moon Mighty Mallet, but Ragna anticipated his move and dodged.)
Sailor Moon
You just never learn do you?
Ragna
Of course you're here
Sailor Moon
Well…
(Sailor Moon and Dusk start posing.)
Sailor Moon and Dusk
We are the awesome guardians who stand for courage, joy, and justice!
Sailor Moon
I am Sailor Moon!
Sailor Dusk
I am Sailor Dusk!
Sailor Moon
And in the name of the moon…
Sailor Dusk
Rise to the heavens and let their glory have mercy on you!
Ragna
Don't you get tired of making those useless speeches.
Sailor Dusk
Yes.
Sailor Moon
You're not supposed to agree with him!
Ragna
Smart man, too bad you chose the wrong side. We could have been allies. Now you have to die.
(Ragna reaches into his satchel and grabs a digital time bomb.)
Sailor Moon
Are you f!cking serious?!
Ragna
See you!
Sailor Dusk
I'll take care of the bomb while you get the others.
Sailor Moon
Right!
(Sailor Moon dashes towards Matt and KiKi.)
Matt
Get out of here KiKi!
KiKi
I have to make sure you're gonna be ok first.
Matt
We don't have time for that, move!
Sailor Moon
I've got her. Let's go! And you make sure you stay out of trouble tough guy.
Matt
Thank you.
(Sailor Moon grabs KiKi and jumps off into the distance.)
Ragna
You're not getting away that easily.
(Matt grabs Ragna's leg as he tries to jump after them. They reach the height of one of the rides.)
Matt
Where do you think you're going?!
Ragna
I can tell you where I'm not. The pavement!
(Ragna kick Matt off and goes after Sailor Moon and KiKi. As Matt falls Luna jumps off of a rollercoaster to give Matt a pen.)
Luna
Matt, hold the pen and shout Jupiter Power Morph!
Matt
A talking cat-
Luna
Now's not the time to gawk at me, do it!
Matt
(Matt hold out the pen.)
Jupiter Power Morph!
(As Matt transforms he is whisked into a tropical forest setting. The vines and branches entangle him and as they become undone they reveal pieces of his battle out. He is wearing a green, white, and hot pink sailor suit with with green boots and gloves, and a hot pink bandanna.)
Luna
We've got to get a move on!
END SCENE
SCENE FIVE
Sailor Dusk
What kind of idiot decides to set a bomb in the middle of an amusement park? I didn't sign up for this. I have a midterm to study for, instead I'm over here playing dress up with some psychos.
(Dusk's pen flashes green indicating that the correct code has been found.)
Finally. Dusk Data Wall!
(A wall of Zeros and Ones forms around the the bomb and Dusk enters in a code to stop the timer. The numbers fade to black and the bomb is disarmed.)
Well that was unnecessary.
END SCENE
SCENE SIX
Sailor Moon
There's no end to these cyborgs.
Ragna
That's the point.
(Ragna continues to pull out more cyborgs from his satchel who are now getting the best of Sailor Moon, socking him in the face and stomach without remorse.)
I wonder how long you can hold up.
(Sailor Jupiter soon appears and lays out several karate offensive combinations with ease to destroy various cyborgs.)
Sailor Jupiter
(Sailor Jupiter starts posing.)
I am the awesome guardian of strength and justice. I am Sailor Jupiter! The one who is the most tranquil decides the match.
Sailor Moon
Quick and to the point I like that.
Sailor Jupiter
I'm also the hottest one.
Sailor Moon
FIRST of all-
KiKi
He is pretty dreamy.
Sailor Jupiter
Thanks KiKi.
KiKi
How did you know my name?-
Sailor Moon
Stay over there and worship this booty short wearing, go go dancer from afar. Thank you!
Sailor Jupiter
Hey, don't talk to her like that.
Ragna
I'm sick of all of you! How are you gonna deal with this?!
(Ragna pulls out a gorilla-cyborg hybrid from his satchel and it stroms to the scouts.)
Sailor Jupiter
Stay back kid.
Sailor Moon
Hey!
Sailor Jupiter
(Sailor Jupiter touches his headband and a branch comes out.)
Ragna
What is that supposed to do?
Sailor Jupiter
Sequoia Scabbard!
(The branch projects a blade and slices clean through the gorilla-cyborg hybrid.)
Sailor Moon
Moon Mighty Bash!
(As Sailor Moon lands a direct hit it is found out that Ragna was only a cyborg himself and the real one was hiding in the shadows. A time is seen on the cyborg's eyes signifying an explosion is imminent.)
Sailor Dusk
Dusk System Shock!
(The countdown is halted.)
Finish it!
Sailor Moon
Sailor Jupiter!
Sailor Jupiter
Got it! Jupiter Asteroid Prison!
(An asteroid belt forms around the cyborg and entraps him in a cage. The cyborg explodes, but only pebbles scatter.)
Sailor Dusk
Can this day be over now?
Sailor Moon
I'm saying, but anyway thanks for your help Jupiter. Wait, where are you going?!
Sailor Jupiter
To go see KiKi, duh.
Sailor Moon
Not dressed like that! Go somewhere and undo your transformation.
Sailor Jupiter
Why?
Sailor Moon
Because it's not allowed.
Sailor Jupiter
Seriously?
Sailor Dusk
Come to think of it, what happened to Sonic?
Sailor Moon
Oh crap, you're right.
Sailor Jupiter
Is that him?
(Sailor Sonic is seen taking pictures with the kids at the amusement park.)
Kid 1
You're the best Sonic!
Kid 2
You're so cool!
Kid 3
I wanna be a Sailor Scout!
Sailor Sonic
And you will kids if you eat your veggies and exercise regularly. Now all together now.
Sailor Sonic and kids
May the wind guide your lost soul!
Sailor Dusk
He's having fun.
Sailor Moon
At the expense of us getting our asses kicked! But I wanna take pictures too! Let's go guys.
(Sailor Moon grabs Sailor Dusk and Jupiter and they begin posing with the children.)
MEANWHILE..
Ragna
Enjoy these happy days scouts. (Ragna closes his notepad.) I got all the info I needed.
END